LE Up le Date.

OMG.  I can't believe I left you with that horrible post for so long.  I'm sorry, Reader.  I'm sorry. 

Here is a quick and dirty update on my life.

1.  I've lost 15 pounds.  I know that you, as a stranger on the internet, are thrilled that I wear a different pants size now.  IIII am thrilled because I have been hulahooping my arse off.  You can't see yet, Reader.  Not even the internet is not ready for that kind of madness. 

2.  I'm going to play billiards tonight with MR NEIL.   He's all, "OooOooh it's our anniversary" and I'm like, "Anniversary?  For what?  We are not Married... I mean YAYYY!  Siiiiix... *squints eyes at Neil and receives visual confirmation of this number* years since we like.. met!"  And he's all, "Let's go out for a fancy dinner!  Oysters!" and I go, "Um.. sounds expensive.  How about BEER?"  Then he's like, "I was going to make a reservation at Les Fougeres..."  And I'm like all, "That is WAY expensive and I won't be able to wear your my 'communism rocks' tshirt..." and then I was like, "Let's go play pool instead!!  Whee!!" So he was like, "Kay."  Because he knows he can clean my clock. ( That means win at pool, BTW.  )  *swoon*

So basically he's Marge and I'm Homer now.  Don't tell him I said that or else his flowers might wilt. 


3.  Bleached the ever loving bejeepers out of my hair agaiiiiiiin!

Voila.  Communism Rocks.  Cool Shirt made by buddy Weldon.