I Am Sometimes Disappointed That My Parents Didn't Give Birth To A Porn Star

I get some great giggles from porn star names, porn film titles & the line between the real & parody can get rather blurred. The Husband & I play porn titles as a car game.
My own favorite is Harry Potter & The Double-Headed Dildo, but also good are:

The DaVinci Load 
Angels & Semens
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Edward Penishands
Florence Hump
A Beautiful Behind
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad He Ate Her
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
Sorest Rump
10 Things I Ate About Poo

30 Rock is a favorite at Post Apocalyptic Bohemia, & with the technical wonder of the DVR, we are able to have repeat viewings or rewinds to favorite moments. 30 Rock takes place behind the scenes of a fictional live sketch comedy series depicted as airing on NBC; the name "30 Rock" is a reference to the address of the GE Building where NBC Studios is located- 30 Rockefeller Plaza in NYC. The show is written, produced & stars Tina Fey & features wicked funny performances from an ensemble cast including Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, Cheyenne Jackson & the stunningly talented Alec Baldwin. Guests have included Elaine Stritch, Steve Martin, Edie Falco, & Rip Torn.


In the current story arc, NBC is being purchased from GE by Kabletown, a cable company with headquarters in Pennsylvania. Kabletown makes most of its profit from cable on-demand porn. Among the current offerings on the fictional Kabletown is: Fresh Ass Based On The Novel 'Tush' by Assfire.

I also enjoy the idea of the pornos: The Pert Knockers, The Hind Side & Tits Complicated.

Amazing... these films are legit & not porn titles:
Lethal Weapon
Free Willy
Fists Of Fury
Blow
Deep Impact
Snatch
Howard's End
The Fast and the Furious
The Black Stallion
Gone In 60 Seconds
Big Daddy
Top Gun
I enjoy the game of find your own porn name, of the many variations around, I use: your first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on. I am- LUCKY THURSTON. Uber-Daddy & star of:

Lucky Thurston in Guess Who Came At Dinner?

What is your porn name & the title of your 1st release?