Here's a handy tip: Yesterday's cold coffee goes down the drain and not into the coffee maker's fresh water receptacle. Have fun cleaning it out since you turned it on in your simpleminded stupor and let it singe the coffee into burned coffee mud in the bottom of the incredibly difficult to clean, made-for-water-only boiler.
Thanks. Smells awesome.
Love Self.
PS. You look like hell today. Do your hair.
PSS. Why would I do my hair? because headscarves.
PSSS.. Headscarves, Self? I suppose you're wearing jogging pants, too.
PSSSS... Uh... it's LAUNDRY day.
PSSSSS. Flylady.com says that you should get dressed to your shoes EVERY DAY.
PPPPPPS. We gave up on flylady, remember?
PSPSPSssS.. What's on the toast? Peanut Butter?
PssPPpsppPP... Yep.
PpppPSSSSSSS. Gimme a bite.
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