Winkers <--click
If ever there was an important reason to eat more twinkies and fried egg sandwiches with mayo, this would be it. Take in every glorious second, Fashionistas. Even you could own a pair of staring eye pants that flinch under the weight of your hefting fundament. Eat up. The more rubenesque your rumpus, the better they wince. If you've got it, paint giant, yellowish, unsymmetrical owl eyes on it and wiggle past all those hooters gals who can't even get their winkers to wink for lack of leg crease. Oh how you could snicker at them.... I personally plan on ordering a pair with a nice set of dentures on each arse cheek. Then I'll wear high heels so that everyone will hear the clicking to go along with the clacking. I'll be the toast of the town.
I'm thinking of selling promotional merchandise for my blog. Any takers?
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