Is Trenta really enough, Starbucks? 31 oz of coffee is the best you can offer?? Guffaw. How about Fois Gras size it? I think you should consider putting in fois-gras style coffee bars! You could put your customers in a squeeze so that they can't move while you force a spigot down their throats and just fill them up to the point of vomiting with coffee! Then, if a customer does barf, they can just get back in line. It's fast, it's beyond full portion, it's litter free! (Not to mention everyone will grow a gloriously huge, delicious liver!)
The next time I go to Starbucks, I'm just going to have them fill up my purse.
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