Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts

Friday, January 20, 2012

Born On This Day- January 20th... Post Apocalyptic Bohemian Hero, Bill Maher


I love him for his politically astute unflinching honesty & commitment to never pulling a punch. I think is cute, looking like little doll with his tiny hands & tight little suits. He is ourspoken in his support of Gay Rights, vegetarianism & atheism. He is one of my favorite people on the planet.

When Real Time with Bill Maher went on hiatus for 6 weeks this winter, The Husband & I sighed with disappointment: “what do we do with no Bill Maher on Friday nights? The show has received multiple 28 Emmy nominations as well as nominations from the Writers' Guild of America & Producers' Guild of America. Some of the outstanding guests who have appeared on the show: Anne Coulter, Andrew Sullivan, Barney Frank, George Clooney, Howard Dean, Michael Moore, Robin Williams, Drew Barrymore, Bradley Whitford, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Gen. Wesley Clark, Susan Sarandon, Kevin Costner, Gary Hart, Pat Buchanan, Ben Affleck, John Edwards & George Carlin.

Each week, Maher's hilarious opening monologue, incisive interviews, stimulating panel discussion, & "New Rules" segment, wrap up the week's most important events in a way that makes me think, as well as cry with laughter.

Maher spoke of good looking, presidential, Mormon- Mitt Romney‘s capitalist ventures have been the subject of much scrutiny, & in his final New Rule tonight, Maher explained such criticism was not anti-capitalist, but was more of a reaction to how Romney attained his wealth. He compared old photos of Henry Ford, Walt Disney, & Steve Jobs with their early creations to the infamous picture of Romney & his business partners with money pouring out of their suits. Maher noted they appeared to be part of a production of “Snow White & the Seven Fuck-Faces.”



The difference between Romney & these early innovators is Romney never actually created anything besides money. Maher suggested that Romney was completely out-of-touch, both because of his answers to questions about issues like income inequality & the fact that the median annual income for an American is $26,000. Maher said if Romney wants to be President, he would have to promise voters he would fight for a system where it is easier to acquire money. “If you elect him, he’ll tell you the secret!”

Maher then asked what the difference was between Romney publicly celebrating his riches & rap artists bragging about their money on album covers & interviews.

Maher: “People who like Romney like him for the same reason other people like rappers who endlessly rub it in that their life is so much better than ours. They’re in the hot tub at the after party with the bling & the bitches. And yet, no matter how clear Jay-Z makes it that the hot tub is only for the coolest & most beautiful people, somehow at the end of the song that is us. But to most average voters, the choice is clear. “What would you rather do: help poor people or have money in your mouth?”

Last Friday, Maher predicted President Barack Obama will endorse gay marriage.The topic of the president's support ,or lack of support, for marriage equality was inevitable with guests: conservative journalist David Frum, Rob Reiner, Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz & documentary filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi. Frum stated that he was wrong about gay marriage, saying that his own warnings that it would harm the family have proved unfounded. Reiner is a founding member of the American Foundation for Equal Rights, the group formed specifically to challenge the constitutionality of California's 2008 voter-approved gay marriage ban, Proposition 8. Wasserman Schultz & Pelosi, the daughter of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, are also strong gay rights allies.

When Maher noted that Obama was to the right of Republicans Dick Cheney & Laura Bush on the subject of marriage equality, Wasserman-Schutz pointed out that the president had ordered the Department of Justice to no longer defend the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). Wasserman-Schutz: “Believe me, this is a president who has been bold & clear about the importance of equality for LGBT Americans in this country.”

“Maher: I'm just trying to keep it real & keep it fair, I think Obama will come out in favor of gay marriage. I think in the second term, when he's got nothing to lose you're going to see the real Obama come out, including his admission that he's an atheist too.”

Today Maher turns 56 years old. Bill, let’s smoke a joint, a veggie burger, & dish.

Also On This Day In History:

In 1997, Newt Gingrich becomes the first leader of the US House of Representatives to be internally disciplined for ethical misconduct.

In 2008, Black Monday in worldwide stock markets. FTSE 100 had its biggest ever one-day points fall, European stocks closed with their worst result since 11 September 2001. Under the watchful eye of G.W.Bush the economiuc tailspin towards The Great Recession begins in force.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The Real Republicans Of The Presidential Primaries

I have been enjoying this new reality show on... I think it must be Bravo- The Republican Candidates for President Of The United States. It is an absolutely nutty program. These people are more deliriously demented than a weekly dose of any of the Housewives Of Anyplace.


Herman Cain, my favorite when the pilot was aired, was voted off the island early. I still miss Cain. He was a piping hot extra large quadruple cheese pizza slice of fun who likes to talk in rhyme. Cain: "We need a leader, not a reader."

My attention was focused next on batty, bonkers Bachmann. Michele would become my very favorite. What can rivet me to my screen more that the inarticulate & incoherent girl with the pretty eyes? Bachmann was my choice to go all the way to the finale, but you know how it is: One Day You're In, & The Next Day... You're Out. I was shocked when she was voted off, after all, it was God's idea that she be on the show. If the great Vice-President of Original Programing in heaven is behind you, it would be expected that you would win. Michele even was able to have Rip Taylor substitute for her husband. I miss her the most.


Now I have to pin my hopes on Rick Perry, the openly gay Texan with the big gun. Twangy Perry is diverting & droll, with quips such as: "You can always follow me on Tweeter" & "Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America" & "From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented."

John Huntsman should be on another show, he is so smart. When he has to pack his knives & leaves the show, I hope that he will join next season's Ace Of Cakes.

Icky Rick Santorum always acts like he has just seen something really dirty, filthy dirty, in the woodshed. I hate him on this show, but I would find Santorum provocative on The D List with Kathy Griffin, Color Splash With David Bromstad or Dancing With The Stars.


But the pundits & the critics seem to feel that blandly handsome Mitt Romney will win & get his own show. It seems that he is perpetually second choice to play president when the producers can't get Bill Pullman. At first I was profoundly disheartened & disillusioned that a favorite show would grow to become so boring.



But, The Husband has pointed out Romney's cast includes 5 hot sons who might possible be wondering the grounds of the White House in their special magical underwear, & one of the sons is perchance gay & a hair stylist. Leave it to The Husband to find something sublime in the shambles of this silly show.


I will hold fast to my hunch that there is an alliance between Dr. Ron Paul, a zany diminutive opthamologist from Texas & the amphibian family values guy... one they call- Newt, that will keep this favorite show engaging through the spring.