Friday, January 6, 2012

New Years Resolutions. Anyone?

Sell this dump

Forgive some jerks

Stop calling them jerks

Maybe one more time:

Jerks. *snicker*

Be more brave. 

Yes.  That sounds so lame.

Stop sounding lame.

Stop worrying about sounding lame.

Stop confusing the issue.

Keep confusing the issue if it's funny.

It probably is.

Ha. 
Ha.
ha.

Finish reading the heap of books before buying new ones; even if there are some boring ones in there.

Stop kidding yourself about finishing the boring ones. 

Buy an article of clothing that is pink.  Pale pale pink.  Not black.  To hell with slimming.

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