The following simulation is something that I like to call, "If Neil had cameras installed inside of his eyeballs/Angel of the Morning."
Psst... Neeeeeillly...
HooOoooOooNeyyyyyyy...
Psssst *tap tap*
Oh Neeeeily...
Wakey wakeeeeey....
Psssst, Honey! It's Moooooorniiiiing!
Good morning, Darling, did you sleep well?
Oh, you didn't? What racket? I slept like a new baby lamb.
Nope, didn't hear a thing. Nope, nothing at all. Totally dead to the world. See? My pillow is saturated in drool even! YAAAAWN... Such a sound sleep I had...
Who me? No I don't talk in my sleep.. perhaps I snore a titch...
I said what in my sleep?
OMG, I should write that crazy s%$# down.
Why yes, I am of partial British Ancestry. Yes, and French... You knew that about me already... Did you have a bad dream or something?
Why do you ask? Voulez vous desire la cafe or something? A spot of tea whatwhat? Is that why you're asking, Neil? Is it?
HmmMMMM? Is it?
Ehhh? You want some delicious tea, do you? Or some coffee?
Just a sec... Could you just.. just scratch that itchy spot..... I'll scratch yours.. Yeah, my arms are still numb from laying on them. Nope, I have totally useless arms just now. That's great. Just great.
Thanks hon. What's that? no I can't sleep in make up.
Yeah, it clogs your pores... TERRIBLE idea, unfortunately.
You what? You got me something? You are too good to me, Neily.
Vitamins, huh? Oh you got me some... "Morning... Glory...Ladee's beauty vitamins.... You think I need these...... no? Okay, *phew*."
Are they holistic, Darling? I bet they're just as helpful as punch.
So what have you got planned today, my dear?
Oh, you're in a hurry to get to work, eh? That's a pity. Give us a kiss then... Oh that big of a hurry huh? A big meeting, have you, Sweetest?
Well then, I'm off to have a coffee & a little splash of makeup. Yes, I promise to take the vitamins... Off you go!
Let me just...*if I can just swing these sleepy old legs around...* go have a look at the damage first...
Good morning, Darling, did you sleep well?
Oh, you didn't? What racket? I slept like a new baby lamb.
Nope, didn't hear a thing. Nope, nothing at all. Totally dead to the world. See? My pillow is saturated in drool even! YAAAAWN... Such a sound sleep I had...
Who me? No I don't talk in my sleep.. perhaps I snore a titch...
I said what in my sleep?
OMG, I should write that crazy s%$# down.
Why yes, I am of partial British Ancestry. Yes, and French... You knew that about me already... Did you have a bad dream or something?
Why do you ask? Voulez vous desire la cafe or something? A spot of tea whatwhat? Is that why you're asking, Neil? Is it?
HmmMMMM? Is it?
Ehhh? You want some delicious tea, do you? Or some coffee?
Just a sec... Could you just.. just scratch that itchy spot..... I'll scratch yours.. Yeah, my arms are still numb from laying on them. Nope, I have totally useless arms just now. That's great. Just great.
Thanks hon. What's that? no I can't sleep in make up.
Yeah, it clogs your pores... TERRIBLE idea, unfortunately.
You what? You got me something? You are too good to me, Neily.
Vitamins, huh? Oh you got me some... "Morning... Glory...Ladee's beauty vitamins.... You think I need these...... no? Okay, *phew*."
Are they holistic, Darling? I bet they're just as helpful as punch.
So what have you got planned today, my dear?
Oh, you're in a hurry to get to work, eh? That's a pity. Give us a kiss then... Oh that big of a hurry huh? A big meeting, have you, Sweetest?
Well then, I'm off to have a coffee & a little splash of makeup. Yes, I promise to take the vitamins... Off you go!
Let me just...*if I can just swing these sleepy old legs around...* go have a look at the damage first...
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