Some of my thoughts, each in 140 characters or less from this week. A summary.

Weekends are slow, what with all of you having such exciting things to do... so why not lazy out with a twitter summary?

• I .have. a. typewriter. in. my. possession. HAPPY DAY!
• So I burned an actual hole in the ceramic top of my stove. It doesn't mean I can't cook.
• Dear Cadbury Mini Eggs, Get in my belly.
• Saw 2 accidents, a woman laying in the middle of the street, gave away a typewriter and paid for a stranger's parking. Weird day.
• Why don't convenience stores deliver? Hm? Sounds like inconvenience stores to me.
• My son is pretending he's a big ball of armpit hair.
• I found a raspberry seed in my hair. This after a lice notice from the school. Nothing is scarier than the idea of having lice. *jeebity*
• I dreamed that I fell into the ocean and nearly drowned because I wouldn't let go of my iron & it pulled me down. IRON? Do I even own one?
• Also, I took a huge risk today and waxed my own eyebrows. Both remain intact! Success.
• I've rolled up 4 rims and not won a thing. WHY DO YOU MOCK ME, TIM HORTON'S????
• Whatsherface in the blue bikini looks like a 3 day old mozzarella cheese stick. #survivor
• Toddlers are not very good at taking care of laptops.
• Saw STOMP. Was pretty awesome. I want to break my garbage cans.
• Wait... I DID break my garbage cans already. With my car. Stomp never did THAT. I rule
• Apparently we're going to be watching, "Manswers."
• Why do I want to see hot tub time machine so badly?
• I'm pretty confident that Kevin James will be getting that Oscar for his inspiring portrayal of Paul Blart, Mall Cop..
• I don't understand what makes a grown person start a twitter account for their cat... and then pretend to BE the cat.. and they are serious.
• It enrages me. The End.
• If my cat ever starts a blog, it'll be about being a total whore.
• ZOIKS. See? Every time I rant about something, 22 people come out of the closet of their own weirdness.
• I would be getting a tattoo right now but the shop is closed???

**Also, Readers, Kirstie Alley talked to me because I told her that she was funny because nothing she says makes sense 96% of the time. Then she tried to explain something she had said. I dunno what she was getting at, but that makes me pretty much the best supporting actress in "Look Who's Talking". Not to mention that yesterday, we looked over into the car next to us in traffic and there was Don Cherry. For real. He was even wearing the cartoon tuxedo that he always wears to games. Now I can say that celebrities swarm me all the time. Back off, celebrities. I need my space. Concentrate on your jobs.