My most hilarious baby photo.

I'm the one in the red pajamas.

Uncle Bob was told to watch the children verrrry carefully while mother went to the grocery store.

This was just prior to my Uncle Bob separating me from my siamese cousin, Buzzy.

The first step in the baby anger management program is the hug.

Uncle Bob put the babies' heads in close proximity to scramble their thoughts and stop them from reading his mind....

Learning to tango is a lifelong commitment which must be cultivated in early childhood.



I could go on all day.

Ward... I Think We Need To Sell The Kids.

During the day... when the kids are in school:

Early evening... when the kids get home from school:

And you people wonder why I drink.

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Guess what.

Whenever I get the hiccups, all Neil has to do is basically mutter the word, "boo" under his breath and they disappear instantly. INSTANTLY, NERDHERD- *spooOoooky*. I KNOW this is psychological, but it has never not worked. This both amuses and infuriates me. Am I so easily controlled? Like a hiccuping puppet on a little jerking string? Of course HE thinks this is hysterically funny. Psh.

Ooooh... you win this time, NEIL.