2 Things.

1. The tap water tastes off.

2. There was blood in my eggs this morning.

Grody. Stupid vampire eggs. :(

Guess what.

Whenever I get the hiccups, all Neil has to do is basically mutter the word, "boo" under his breath and they disappear instantly. INSTANTLY, NERDHERD- *spooOoooky*. I KNOW this is psychological, but it has never not worked. This both amuses and infuriates me. Am I so easily controlled? Like a hiccuping puppet on a little jerking string? Of course HE thinks this is hysterically funny. Psh.

Ooooh... you win this time, NEIL.