The Wide Stance Hall Of Shame Award Goes To Larry Craig On His 66th Birthday

Who: Larry Craig, former US Senator, Senate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign, tap dancer

What: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom

The Shame: Craig voted 2 times against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage, a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.

Words Of Wisdom: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

It's Not Enough That She Is Smart & Pretty & Openly Bisexual...

What can I say…I just love her! She is & she will always be:



*A bitchin’ stand-up woman of Rock n’ Roll


*A friend of the environment & the animals & plants of our planet


*A spokesperson for PETA (love her nude anti-fur ad)

* Levi Johnston's Spiritual Advisor


*Vogue Cover Girl


*An outspoken advocate for women, minorities & Gays


*Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year


*A well spoken egghead from Wassila Junior College with M.A. in Foreign Affairs & World Geography & a PHD in Government Affairs


*Special Guest Judge on American Idol, RuPauls’ Drag Race & Biggest Looser


*Spokesperson & Model for M-A-C Cosmetics


* Grand Marshal of this year’s Mardi Gras Parade


*Flea Bag & Tea Bag

*An almost certain finalist for the Pulitzer & Nobel Prize for Literature for her scathingly funny satirical novel- Going Rogue , soon to be a major motion picture starring Sandra Bullock & Dennis Quade as the Palins & Mickey Rooney & Ann-Margret as the John & Cindy McCain.

*2008's American Sportswoman of the Year for her important work of controlling wildlife by hunting from an airplane or helicopter.

So…How’s that Whole Hopey-Changey Thing Working for Ya?

Sarah Palin to our President

Happy Birthday to the next President of this great country- Sarah Palin!

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."
Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008