Stephen (sitting at his work table & gazing lovingly at The Husband in his studio): "Husband, you need to start closing closet doors & putting lids & tops on things, especially pens! & you have your clothing represented throughout the house."
The Husband: "Don't! Do- not- go- there! My list is stronger than your list. I will take you down!"
Stephen: "I will post your worst habits on my somewhat popular blog."
The Husband: "You will not do that. Don't you have political aspirations? Do you think your readers would like to know about the time that you took______, & then when you were ____, you put the ____ in the_____? "
Stephen: "Honey, I am returning the top to all our marking pens. Thank you for just being you!"
