Showing posts with label Bob Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Smith. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

A Few Of My Favorite Things...

A tiny bit behind on posts to this little spot on the Internet, I meant for this be seen on the last day of the year, but I seem to have had some Karma to work out & I spent the last day of 2011 working at my place of employment for 15.5 hours. On New Year’s Eve I want to bed sober, at 10:30pm, for the first time in 42 years. Sober. Who says you can’t teach an old goat new tricks?


My favorite book of last year was Just Kids, Patti Smith's beautiful book about her youth with Robert Mapplethorpe, who she calls "the artist of my life." This memoir is a celebration, an elegy, & a shocking, surprising slice of NYC from the late 1960s through the 1970s. It's also a study of a pair of very different artists, with very different sensibilities.

Seemingly having little ego, 20 year old Smith was seduced by the poetry of Arthur Rimbaud. She wanted everyone she met to succeed. I would think you would need a healthy ego to become a rock star, but Patti never seems to be of a competitive nature. She was rather the essence of the hippie.

Mapplethorpe was always obsessed with becoming a successful artist & a star. He was willing to do whatever it would take to make to make his drean come true: hanging out at the right places, hustling, making friends with the rich & famous. He wanted to be bigger than Andy Warhol. They met cute. Mapplethorpe was already a serious artist, with a strong work ethic, secure in his sensibilities from the start of their relationship. Mapplethorpe was less secure in his sexuality, less honest & less sure how to present himself .

Smith brings that era & her experience of being a young artist in the NYC of the late 1960s & 1970s to life. I was struck with Smith’s sense of NYC history, when she mentions that she is booked in a club to do a poetry reading reading she also mentions that the building once was once a saloon frequented by Lillian Russell & Diamond Jim Brady, & continues associations with other historical figures & anecdotes.

Smith struggled with how her relationship with Mapplethorpe continued to change, or even how others perceived their relationship, but she was the first to realize that she needed something else, something more.

Mapplethorpe’s goals & drive did not match Smith’s, & as they drifted apart, Smith does not judge, she just simply loves him. Mapplethorpe would be a bit jealous or critical of her boyfriends, but he also never judged her. They encouraged each other, & spurred each other forward. It was Smith who suggested that Mapplethorpe take his own photographs, when he complained that images he cut out of men's magazines just weren't right for his collage works. Mapplethorpe told her that she should sing songs, not just read her poetry. They were true to each other. They were practically sewn together for 8 years. Mapplethorpe was not Smith’s perfect lover, but he was her soulmate.

They needed to grow apart, to move forward. Smith started to find success with her band & went on tour. Mapplethorpe concentrated on his photography, investing his subject matter, a stunning sexy flower, a socialite, or naked male, with exacting, brutal beauty & elegance.

The cast of NYC characters & locals are among my favorite of the era. I was there in the Manhattan of the 1970s. Just Kids brought it all back: William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, The Chelsea Hotel, Janis Joplin, Andy Warhol, Tod Rundgren, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Holly Woodlawn, gay literati & other assorted downtowners.

The kids were in the whirlwind of unrest & change, & Smith was still a naive kid from the suburbs. At first I found it difficult to swallow how oblivious she was to Mapplethorpe's sexual orientation or how pure in her artistic pursuits she seemed to be. But Smith was of a different time & a different NYC than now. I know that when I moved to Manhattan in 1976, like many young people did & do, I wanted the full NYC experience like these kids in this heartbreaking book. I wanted to do my art & I wanted to be a star.

The book ends with their last days & conversations, as Mapplethorpe died of AIDs in 1989. Smith took a vow to protect him when they were just kids & she takes care of him to the end, eloquently sharing the legacy with her evocative memories.

Other non-fiction that I recommend:
Drama by John Lithgow
The Bucolic Plague by Josh Kilmer-Purcell
Bossypants by Tina Fey (this woman is seriously funny)

My favorite novel of 2011 was Remembrance of Things I Forgot by Bob Smith

My favorite film was Midnight In Paris & also very much enjoyed Jane Eyre with my current lover- Michael Fassbender, Beginners & Stupid, Crazy Love.

Things I look forward to in 2012: Republican primaries, Leap Year, Summer Olympics in London, Republican & Democratic Conventions, National elections, Smash on NBC, A new Aaron Sorkin show about cable news, the return of Mad Men, & of course… according the the Mayans, it is all over on 12/12/12. I put a reminder on my Outlook to not pay the utilities in November 2012.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Remembrances Of Things I Forgot

“If H. G. Wells had been funny & Oscar Wilde obsessed with time travel they might have mated & produced Bob Smith, who has written the funniest & wildest ride imaginable through the recent past & near future.”
Edmund White



 “It’s safe to say your relationship is in trouble if the only way you can imagine solving your problems is by borrowing a time machine.”


How much of my life has been lived with the nagging: “What if”? I have a frequent inner-dialogue filled with “if I could go back & do it again, I would…”

Simply one of the best books I have read in a very long time Bob Smith’s Remembrances Of Things is filled with the full sweep of life’s experiences: love, lust, loggerheads, lenity, levity, lampooning, loathsome evils & legitimate indignation, yet the book is perfectly balanced storytelling from witty start to moving finish.

In 2006, comic book dealer John Sherkston decides to break up with his physicist boyfriend, Taylor. Taylor announces he’s finally perfected a time machine for the government. John is sent back to 1986, where he finds “Junior,” his younger, more innocent self. When Junior starts to flirt, John wonders how to reveal his identity:“I’m you, only with less hair & problems you can’t imagine.” He also meets up with the younger Taylor, & the unlikely trio teams up to plot a course around their future relationship missteps & problems, prevent John’s sister from making a  calamitous choice, & stop George W Bush from becoming the president.

It is a cosmic, comic, cross-country, time-bending course, where John confronts our country’s blunders & his own mistakes with the lesson that a second chance at changing things for the better also brings new chances to fuck it all up.

Edgy & droll, Remembrance Of Things I Forgot ponders dying romance, relationships’ dysfunctions, suicide, NYC, California & recent American history with a smart mix of sly comedy, science fiction, political satire, social scrutiny. The Smith zingers had me laughing out loud on the MAX train. I was so in love with the characters that I forced myself to slow down my reading because I didn’t want the book to end. Buy this book.


Friday, December 24, 2010

Born On Christmas Eve... Bob Smith

"The world is a king, and, like a king, desires flattery for a favor; but true art is selfish & perverse, it will not submit to the mold of flattery.”
Beethoven

I celebrate what I claim has to be the very worst day for a birthday, January 3rd. The tree is dead in the corner, the credit cards are maxed out, everyone has made a resolution to diet, stop drinking & go the gym, not a single person is interested in partying. Other Capricorns complain about holiday birthdays, but I think it would be swell to have been born on Christmas Eve. The house is beautiful, everyone is dressed up, spirits are high, children are delighted, & if you have been a good boy, & there may be something special for your birthday & for Christmas, just for you, under the tree.



Lucky Bob Smith, with a birthday on December 24th, plus he is pretty. Witty & gay!


Smith is the first openly gay comedian on The Tonight Show. I own & very much enjoyed his Memoirs; Openly Bob & Way To Go, Smith. But nothing had prepared me for how much I would love his first novel Selfish & Perverse, one of my favorite books of 2010.



In Selfish & Perverse (the title comes from a quote from Beethoven about artists), a down & out L.A. TV comedy writer Nelson Kunkel, seems to get himself into more than his share of awkward situations before finally resolving to visit Alaska for the summer, hoping for a romance story with handsome, butch fisherman/anthropologist Roy. Their mutual interest in anthropology lead to a tour of the La Brea tar pits, & to Nelson becoming a national TV news laughing stock, which makes escaping to Alaska more palatable, particularly after he not only gets caught necking in an elevator with Roy, but also getting stoned in star Dylan's trailer before the show's taping, & subsequently fired, then the flirtatious star hints about visiting Roy in Anchorage.


Dylan, fresh out of prison after being arrested for drug offenses while caught naked on TV tripped out of his head, decides to make his post-rehab debut as the guest star on the late night comedy show, where Nelson struggles as the "script-coordinator" feeding funny lines to ego crazed actors. Then Dylan, the ferocious flirt, insinuates himself into both Nelson & Roy’s lives. Intrigue, a lot of sex, & bon mots follows in a hilarious blend, & in the process encapsulating the absurdities of modern gay life. Will Nelson be able to choose between L.A. & Alaska & between Roy & Dylan?

 A new novel- Remembrance of Things I Forgot will be released sometime in early 2011 & I can’t wait.