Blogging every day again, that's what I want to do, provided I can get te internet to work at my Mom's. So I will give you an update of my life in point form just to get you all caught up in case you were wondering what kinds of things I've been up to since I burnt that chicken last week:
-I am in Alberta Canada right now, on vacation. Don't rob my house while I'm gone. People are watching it. Carefully. Right, Neil's Dad? Right.
-Nobody barfed on the plane, but they DID barf when we landed.
-I won a bunch of jewelery. Silver stuff. I'm going to wear it all at once.
- I am currently trying my hardest to eat a pixie stix, but I can't because it's jammed or something. I won't give up though. Maybe if I stir it into my coffee....
-I was in a parade. A RODEO parade. I am still not sure how that happened. All I know is that all of the sudden, I was driving my Dad's yellow '64 Galaxy behind a flatbed truck with flowers and kids stuck to it, driving over horse poop and behind a marching band, listening to "Sweet Home Alabama" and I was throwing candy at my ex husband's extended family. It was like a really weird nightmare. But it was real. Photos of that:
-This is our summer home. Well not OURS, but we're squatting in it. I had to take a panoramic photo of it. Well not really, but it seemed more dramatic if I said that. Tadaaaaaa!
Yes. That is all.
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