Michelle draws pictures of typewriters

Because she can't find a typewriter anywhere and is getting obsessed, because she's been looking for one since October. There are none. None at all. They are extinct. This is what she imagines one looks like:

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Why is she speaking in the third person? She blames facebook and is going to stop now.

Okay, I should clarify: FREE typewriter. There are typewriters available for purchase willy nilly, but nobody is going to let me pry one from their teeth gnashing, fingernail-scraping clutches for less than a hundred bucks. As if. I swear that I will find one for free.. or less than $30. Yes. I've tried shops. Yes. I've tried ebay. Yes. I've tried kijiji. SOMEONE must have their old woebegone typewriter, waiting sadly in a basement somewhere, listening tearfully and jealously as their old typist dances and plays in the very house with their fancy dancy new computer and interwebz; just dreaming of the day they make a comeback... the day of typewriter retribution, when typewriters finally overthrow the reign of terror that computers hold over writers everywhere... I have my finger on the pulse of what's going down, readers.

Can't I just relieve you of it- for free, people who are not even reading this blog? Just think about it, non blog readers and typewriter hoarders. Think.