Here is a quick visual summary on how my day is going so far.
Cat: who wants to make love with me? Anyone? Hands up! Anyone... No?... Well I'll just be over here making eyes at you as I display my feminine wiles to these stuffed turtles- in case you experience a change of heart. How about if I stick my butt a little further into the air? Do you like that? Can I see a show of hands for some lovemaking? Everyone line up.. I'm going to arch and make some attractive noises. You're not lining up.. You must be busy. How about a quickie in the pantry then? I'll follow you all the way over there by doing the sexy inchworm to get you in the mood. The pantry is just this way, come along! *inch* *stretch* *inch* stretch* ...
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