Nothing like being lulled to sleep by the soothing plot of TEENAGE SPACE VAMPIRES. It was really fantastic enough to warrant photos.
Thank you, cable, for being so awesome.
The opening sequence features weapon yielding oversized yard gnomes. Just like the yard gnomes I like to display here in Suburbia.
Oh30 year old women Teenage girls with skanky roots... what will hApPeN to you???????? Surely nothing.
These are the shots that I like to go back and forth over superfast with my eyes. Not evil.. EVIL... NOT evil... EVIL........NOT eviiiiiiiiilllllll...... EVIL. They should have known their history teacher was a Space Vampire. Just look at those cheekbones. Stupid regular30 year olds teenagers.
Cool pants, Mr Space Vampire. He could totally star in Xanadu. Take that Olivia Newton John.
A SMOKING SPACE OWL OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM?!?! SWEET. MERCIFUL. CRAP. Something is definitely amiss!
Gee, Mr UFO investigator I'm just here to check your shiz/DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND GIVE YOU SPACE TEETH. MWahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Give me the diamond!
This is the part where the wine kicked in and I drifted off to blissful sleep, drooling into my armpit until SpaceVampireNeil woke me up.
So concludes my television photojournalism.
You're welcome, World.
Thank you, cable, for being so awesome.
The opening sequence features weapon yielding oversized yard gnomes. Just like the yard gnomes I like to display here in Suburbia.
Oh
These are the shots that I like to go back and forth over superfast with my eyes. Not evil.. EVIL... NOT evil... EVIL........NOT eviiiiiiiiilllllll...... EVIL. They should have known their history teacher was a Space Vampire. Just look at those cheekbones. Stupid regular
Cool pants, Mr Space Vampire. He could totally star in Xanadu. Take that Olivia Newton John.
A SMOKING SPACE OWL OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM?!?! SWEET. MERCIFUL. CRAP. Something is definitely amiss!
Gee, Mr UFO investigator I'm just here to check your shiz/DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND GIVE YOU SPACE TEETH. MWahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Give me the diamond!
This is the part where the wine kicked in and I drifted off to blissful sleep, drooling into my armpit until SpaceVampireNeil woke me up.
So concludes my television photojournalism.
You're welcome, World.
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