-Don't realize that she has peed in it.
-Have her stand up and dump half of the pee onto your leg
-Have the realization that there was, in fact, pee in that happypotty.
-Get up to take remaining happypotty contents to dump out while complaining/rejoicing at the baby for a job well done.
-Get leg caught on the baby gate while complaining/rejoicing/moving toward toilet with happypotty half full of pee. Continue toward the toilet anyway.
-Take a large, slow motion step, keeping your other leg firmly attached to the top of the baby gate.
-Trip, while watching the contents of the potty fly into the air, flip around twice and land directly onto the cut you got from the baby gate while your older child jumps around you, wildly hollering, "EMERGENCY ALERT! EMERGENCY ALERT!".
Now excuse me, I'm going to go watch Xanadu. Don't judge me.
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