Do you see? I STILL haven't won. NOT EVEN A FREAKIN' MUFFIN. I don't even like muffins. Please play again? Oh Tim Horton's. I will play again. I will play again and again and again and again until I am broken & obese from the double-double cream/sugar and twitching in the corner from caffiene. Someone will have to intervene (hopefully not Richard Simmons). Then I'll stop playing again.
Stupid addictive coffee plus addictive gambling all rolled up together. (<--did you catch that pun? Pretty hilarious, eh?) I'm not going to lie. I'm planning on betting all of my kids' swimming lessons money on this.
I will play, even though I hate the 'Rrrrrroll up the rim to win' slogan. It should be 'Mmmmmmash your stupid losing cup into the wet pavement with both of your heels at the same time while angrily shaking your fist toward Tim Horton's drive through window to win' instead. They never acknowledge my pain.
Alright Tim Hortons. I'm sorry about the stupid Starbucks I got that one day, okay? It was nothing. will you stop punishing me now? Maybe we could start over. Do some counseling or something? You're pretty, Tim Hortons. Way prettier.
Stupid addictive coffee plus addictive gambling all rolled up together. (<--did you catch that pun? Pretty hilarious, eh?) I'm not going to lie. I'm planning on betting all of my kids' swimming lessons money on this.
I will play, even though I hate the 'Rrrrrroll up the rim to win' slogan. It should be 'Mmmmmmash your stupid losing cup into the wet pavement with both of your heels at the same time while angrily shaking your fist toward Tim Horton's drive through window to win' instead. They never acknowledge my pain.
Alright Tim Hortons. I'm sorry about the stupid Starbucks I got that one day, okay? It was nothing. will you stop punishing me now? Maybe we could start over. Do some counseling or something? You're pretty, Tim Hortons. Way prettier.
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