I hate to go to the co-misery (grocery) so much so that I would rather have my fingernails pulled out and then fake nails glued right over my raw bleeding nail beds than go to the co-misery. I don't know why-it is much like my daunting fear of having to go to the post office. Anyway-I will wait until the very last possible moment to make this trip... I realized that day was yesterday when I sent my children to school with a sandwich of bread and butter, a handful of crackers that have been in the pantry since 1998 and olives.
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I read that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up again-this time for good. Phew... I was starting to worry.
The other day I heard a radio station talking about it and they seem to think something is wrong with Aniston that she can't hold on to a man. Did anyone ever think that maybe the men aren't good enough to hold on to her? I mean... what is THEIR problem that they aren't doing everything in their God-given abilities to make her happy? Why is it the woman's fault?
I mean, it is the same as scientists making a pill for men to give them an erection so they can have sex into their 90's but no one has figured out how to stop menstrual cramping and PMS. It must be the woman's fault that we still have these issues.
pffft.
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Do you Twitter? I don't. I am not good at one-liners. I know people who are good at the one-liner art form and who should be on Twitter... but then I would get nothing done during my day because I would be checking Twitter to see what witty twittery thing they had to say at 10:42 and then again at 11:12 and so on.
And where do these people get the time to Twitter all day? Seriously-I have seen some Twitters with a constant 24/7 dialog. It makes my head hurt just thinking about it. I bet they have laundry piled up and 3 inches of dust on their furniture. Disgusting.
But... if you do find time in your day to check out someone on Twitter, check her out.
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Twilight will be out on DVD tomorrow, March 21. I don't know about you... but I know where I will be at 12:01 tonight.
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Today is the first day of Spring! Do you know what this means? It means warmer weather is coming!
Do you know what else this means? It means I will be seeing more of these on the road.
I love Spring.
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Matthew McConaughey has a new movie coming out May 1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
I have cleared my calendar and will be at the movie theater on the first day of May... alright, alright, alright.
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I have been reading The Little Sleep by Paul Tremblay.
If you are looking for a tongue-in-cheek sardonic look at life... go grab it today. You won't be sorry.
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One last thought... I love Julia Roberts. I do. But I love Clive Owen more.
Swoon.
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