Holy crap you guys... I just saw my neighbor out of doors in his back yard. It's like a wildlife miracle. I would be less shocked to see the famed chupacabra christmas velociraptor. Even now, I am peering through the venetian blinds with my opera binoculars. He's looking at things. Shhhhhhhh..... let's not frighten him. Perhaps he's mapping out a new underground bunker to keep his people-pets in. I was under the impression that if he left his basement, all of the people he's kidnapped and is keeping down there might somehow alert the world to their presence.... or his grow op might become exposed. Someone might angle themselves just so and see in one of the dented blinds while his milk white head reflects the sun into their eyes, rendering them blind FOREVER. He didn't seem to be sparkling or anything, so I don't think he's a vampire. He has shiny spots, but no direct.. y'know... vampire sparkles. I feel as though I've seen the semi-hairless, caucasian cave Samsquanch.
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This is an exciting day for rare neighbor watching enthusiasts everywhere.
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