The inspiration for this evening's installment of 'Ugly Bread' is Neil's trifecta of alarming Christmas pants. Contemplate this, Booger Brigade:
Zing!
I purchase him a pair every single year to represent my love and devotion. Mudflap girl print being the very most rare and bewitching of the collection.
Those are some slick slacks, friends. A Van Halen roadie's dream come true.
Neil JEE-UST adores them. Oh how his eyes bugged out of his head on Christmas Eve of 2007 when he opened these mudflap man-harem pants, expecting a boring ipod or some such commonplace gift. He loves them so much that he even rolls his eyes at me when I suggest he wear them (I think he doesn't want them to wear out). They are pretty much irreplaceable and priceless, after all. Someday, I will sew Neil a memory quilt from all of these pants.... *sigh* But anyhow, without further ado, I bring you:
The Hunchbake of Notre Damned Oven.
Bahahahahahahahahaha! Hysterical pun, Self! *high five*
Thanks :)
Those are some slick slacks, friends. A Van Halen roadie's dream come true.
Neil JEE-UST adores them. Oh how his eyes bugged out of his head on Christmas Eve of 2007 when he opened these mudflap man-harem pants, expecting a boring ipod or some such commonplace gift. He loves them so much that he even rolls his eyes at me when I suggest he wear them (I think he doesn't want them to wear out). They are pretty much irreplaceable and priceless, after all. Someday, I will sew Neil a memory quilt from all of these pants.... *sigh* But anyhow, without further ado, I bring you:
The Hunchbake of Notre Damned Oven.
Bahahahahahahahahaha! Hysterical pun, Self! *high five*
Thanks :)
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