McRourkeburger.

Look at this, Shmucks.



(Click ---> 4 year old cheeseburger vid for those of you who don't see the embedded youtube.)

Frankly, on this video, all I heard was blah blah blah blah 4 year old cheeseburger.

Then I saw the offending cheeseburger.

Sweet. Merciful. Crap.

Buddy, between chocolate bars containing 8 bug legs each on average and McDonald's food aging unaturally like Mickey Rourke (you know, you can't quite put your finger on it, but you're pretty sure there's been some kind of an intervention...), my new diet should be golden.


hmmmm....