#$@%&$

You heard me.

So I guess it was a bad idea to do an experiment to see if I realllllllly am allergic to avocado, 'cause it turns out, I reaaaaaaaallly am. Even my ear canals are stinging. Good work, Self. Thanks, Self.

You might find it hard to believe, but that's not an awesome shade of purple lipcolor, Dorksquad- that is every blood vessel in my lips exploding.


K, I'm off to purchase some benadryl.