The Verges: I'm going SHOPPING, Nerdherd!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I'm going SHOPPING, Nerdherd!

And I'm going to need a pretty big envirobag. Maybe I could make one out of a tarp and some bungee cords.. Hm. Anyhow, today I get to buy a SKI ENSEMBLE! Hip hip ZAROO! (<--new saying that I made up. I feel like it's really going to take off). I get to do this because I made the really well thought out decision to volunteer for skiing with 85 fifth graders all throughout the month of January. Good thinking, self. Throw in bootcamp 3 times per week and my most recent decision to sign up for online college courses and I should have that nervous breakdown before spring arrives!

Help me decide on a style. I can't decide which of these fashions speak to me the most:

The invisible ski trooper

Leather. Nature's snowsuit.

Two words uncompounded for emphasis: TIME & LESS
Or three: Urine & Sample & Receptacle.
They are all synonymous, really.

Plus, the main advantage to choosing the yellow one would be how awesome I could look in it while driving this bad-boy. But now I'm getting all sidetracked... back to the subject at hand(Which is awesome snowsuits.)