I parallell parked today, you guys. ME. The person who has only ever "parallel parked" once in her life and that was when I was 17 and taking my drivers test and only had to pretend to parallel park because I lived in a very small town and there was no place with enough cars to have to do it properly. ME. The person who usually gets out, puts on her hazard lights, frantically runs out to the sidewalk waving my arms and makes HeroNeil do it, prompting all of the other members of traffic to try and kill me with their eyes and/or car horns. ME- the person who will drive all the way downtown, willing traffic to disappear with all of my might... because if I have to parallel park, I will probably just drive home instead of going into any stores. Also, it only took me like 3 minutes and I think someone cheered for me- or swore at me, but really is there a difference? Do you know what this means?? I am AlllLllllLLllmost a city person! I don't have to buy a vespa because I can totally park, sort of! I'm such a minivan parking tigress. Neil was so very pleased when I woke him from his nap to phone him and tell him.Also, I got my hair did. So I looked awesome getting into my paralell parked minivan. I listened to Social Distortion all the way home and luxuriated in my new-found genius parking knowledge.
K. Off to see Sherlock Holmes. Stay cool nerdy.
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