1. When moshing, don't run at the non-moshers with your head.
2. If you arrive at a punk concert dressed like the hamburgler, make sure you meant to or that you can in fact, pull off that look. Ask your friends. Really listen to them.
3. Once you have taken a photo of the lead singer, PUT AWAY THE CAMERA. You don't need 803234238 versions of the same photo and the person behind you (me) may accidentally knock your zippity little camera toward the moshers who do not care about it and will step on it/you when you go looking for it. *snicker*
4. Get your camera out of my way, twinkie.
5. Standing in one spot & shaking sweat from your hair into my left eyeball does not = dancing.
6. I will not move from my pristine spot near the front no matter how hard you try to weasle in with your dweeby friends. I know what you're up to. I am tougher than you, person. Go ahead and try to dance you way in. Do a cartwheel. Pretend to faint in. Not. Moving. :D
7. Don't pat the top of my head just because I talked to you an hour earlier.
8. Band of Skulls is the next awesome. They are better than their name I swear.
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