Update...

Okay, so you know the post just below this one? The one where I went crazy this morning and ended up with a clean, spotless, shiny house?

Yeah... That didn't last.

Have you seen this commercial?



I hate this commercial. I hated this commercial before today, but now, I hate it even more.

My son did this today. After my house was perfectly clean and the kitchen floor was just washed. He did this! With orange soda no less!

Can you believe it???

I think the mother in this commercial should be shot. She makes all of the mothers like me feel like a horrible person when instead of saying her line of "Jimmy what's wrong with you?" and then gleefully spraying her boy down with the water hose, I say "WTF Jimmy?" to my son and then rant and yell for the next 45 minutes.

You don't understand... orange soda was everywhere... on the floor, the counter, the cabinets, the blinds (which are fabric thank you very much) and the stack of important tax documents that I need to send off to my accountant so that I can get a GREAT BIG CHECK from the government!

All drenched in orange soda.

Orange soda is sticky. It is so sticky that one swipe with a paper towel will not get the stick up. I will not successfully be rid of the stickiness until 2014.

Sigh.

On a positive note, my children have given up soda for the rest of their lives. Their dentist will be so happy.

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