Stop judging me, good drivers.

So what if I got lost THREE times today trying to get to and from the airport which I've driven to 29387402983742341234 times without a previous problem? So what if getting to the airport only requires me to make 6 right turns in total? Huh? So what?

So what if I am sign and map-lexic? Everyone got where they were going, so shut up, guy who I almost sideswiped because I was listening intently to copperhead road. I am all kinds of cool.