Note to Self:

Don't microwave your slippers again.
Love Self.


Dear Self,
You don't have to tell me twice.
From: Self.

Self, What gets the smell of melted rubber out of your microwave? -Self.

Self,
Try microwaving a lemon
Love Self

Self, Have you done that before? -Self.

Self,
No. Dummy.
Love Self.

Dear Self,
Look. they are supposed to be magic-bag microwavable slippers, OKAY?
Love Self.

Self- Yeah.. watch for those zippers next time. You nuke the INSERTS. Love from: Self.

Self- good tip. Love Self.