I've made my ugliest loaf of bread yet. I am so pleased! It has all the classic features that ugly bread is supposed to have. I wasn't even going to bake it because it was so loathsome and not really bread dough-ish at all, more like papier mache. But I thought, what the hell? How much worse could it get? Boy was I in for a treat.
I formed it into a lumpy loaf (loaf= blob of goo) and lo and behold, it rose despite my doubting it! So, I popped it in the oven because I am all about experiments. Well, considering the wonky dough situation, it came out pretty well, albeit supremely grotesque.
Then I noticed something about this loaf, it was no ordinary loaf of misshapen demon bread. It had eyes and was beginning to morph and twist. Then it blinked at me and smiled with a wide gappy smile. Turns out, it was child star Clint Howard being channeled into my ugliest loaf of bread ever.
Huh. Who'd have thought? And imagine his surprise!
Another stellar blog, Self! I'm on a ROLL. Get it? ROLL. Hahahaha. At YEAST it didn't take too long to put it up. I really ROSE to the occasion this time. It's a real SLICE of life! A TOAST to me! Bahahahaha!.....*cough* Sorry.
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