Get ready, Safety Patrol.

I have recently been advised by the self appointed upper cerebral advisory committee that if I intend to complain about their committee allowing my 10 and 8 year old to play World of Warcraft, then I should really "check my own kitchen" for violence first, since I do in fact allow them to play webkinz and watch Star Wars, which all you online gamers know are practically the same. (Admit it Nerdsquad, sometimes you know you should be at work instead of searching for jewels for that legendary crown of wonder.) How alarming!! I had never thought that violence might invade my own kitchen. Thank goodness for this stellar observation.

WELL. Unfortunately I am not currently at home, so Neil and I did a thorough inspection of my mother's kitchen instead and HERE is our shocking report:

OH NO!

Garbage bag VIOLENCE. :o :o

BLEACH is not good tea! THAT is hazardous and inappropriate.

Need I even say more?

OH MY!

Violent Toaster- Check.

Violent gas oven? YES.

Poor Neil :(

OMG, Knife violence! THE WORST KIND!

Blood in the media = violent

So it turns out that after checking my own mother's kitchen, I found that it was a veritable DEATH TRAP of violence and inappropriateness. One might need therapy after braving such an obstacle course. I know I might. :) I shudder to think about what kinds of violence might be going on in my kitchen at home.

But the question burning my mind is this: If you die of violence in your own kitchen here in reality, does your World of Warcraft avatar suffer the same fate in their WoW simulated kitchen??? Does anyone know???