Eraser moustaches and an important message about collagen injections.

I bought eraser making clay today. ERASER. MAKING. CLAY. Clay intended for the use of making erasers. Can you imagine? These are exciting times we're living in.

So I brought home the clay under the guise of getting it for the kids and we got it all set up and went to work making our erasers. The kids mostly made blob aliens and I came up with this little James Bond quality million dollar invention:

Moustache/Eraser.

It's a Moustache....

It's an eraser.

And I made it.

Now, I know exactly what your thinking right now, readers. My lips do look kind of sphinctery when I wear my homemade dual purpose eraser/moustache. I can't help that, it's genetics. This is the danger one faces when they don't have thin lips. You thin lipped people complain about your lips, then head on out for collagen as soon as you can scrape up the money for those really kissable movie star lips. Then you come home and pucker up for your sweetheart and they're all, "Ummmmm"....

So you say, "Honey, don't you like my new lips?" *pucker pucker*

Then your honey says, "I liked them fine before; I like natural beauty. I hope the collagen hasn't wrecked 'em."

"Did you say rectum?"

*awkward silence*

*reality sinking in*

"care for a mint?"

So be happy about your inconspicuously thin lips, people. You don't know what I go through when I have to take puckery types of photos... And can you imagine what happens when Melanie Griffith puckers up? Preparation H is all I'm saying.

That's also why I'm throwing the eraser/moustache directly in the garbage right now.

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