The Good... The Bad... The PMS

Things That Do Not Go Well With PMS:

1. Husbands who are deployed.
2. Children.
3. Having to talk to people in general.
4. The bathroom scale.
5. Mirrors.
6. My hair... I think I may just cut it all off the next time I am PMSing.
7. People who drive on the same road as me.
8. Telemarketers.
9. People who are happy for no apparent reason.
10. Diets

Things That Go Well With PMS:

1. Potato chips
2. Bread.
3. Chocolate.
4. Sad Movies (I recommend Steel Magnolias)
5. All of the food in your pantry, cupboards and fridge.
6. Did I mention bread?
7. Screaming at the top of my lungs... my mother used to yell "GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"
8. I said bread right?
9. Locking yourself in the bathroom for no less then 30 minutes.
10. Crying... crying is really really good for PMS. Crying while you are eating bread is even better.