Me: "Hey Dad! Guess What! Kathleen has sent me some GREAT pictures of you and mom at Halloween!"
Dad: "Oh, that is nice."
ME: "Yeah! They are hilarious! I think I may save a few for when I really need to hold something over your head."
Dad: "Oh, that is nice."
Me: "I can't wait until Halloween so that I can post one of these!"
Dad: "Cristin Ann Cleaver! Don't you DARE post a picture of me from Halloween. Do you understand me? Am I making myself clear? You are NOT TO POST A PICTURE OF ME FROM HALLOWEEN ON YOUR BLOG!"
Me: "OK... relax. I won't. Is mom there?"
Dad: "I mean it young lady! You'll be sorry. Talk to your mother..."
Mom: "Hulooooooo"
Me: "Ma, I just asked Dad if I could post a picture of you guys in Halloween costumes on my blog and he FREAKED out!"
Mom: "Who is this?"
Me: "Mother! It is ME!"
Mom: "Oh... I'm sorry, I'm confused. Are you actually asking permission to do something? You mean you haven't already posted this picture and are calling to tell us about it? You are forewarning us?"
Me: "Well... I wasn't really asking permission... I was really just making conversation. It was either talk about the Halloween picture or discuss the bowel movements of Dad's dog."
Mom: "Well, you know as well as I do that it is easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to ask for permission."
Me: "You are so wise and powerful.
Mom: "Who is this?"
So, here is a picture from Halloween past. I can neither confirm nor deny that these are my parents... they could be my in-laws. You never know.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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