And Now A Message From June Cleaver...

It is my duty to let all of the young single Republicans out there know that I have found the jack-pot for dating. Oh, I suppose even young Democrats can go to this place... it may even help them in the future.

I am talking about a Republican Party Rally.

If you are young and single, then you need to march yourself down the the nearest Republican Party headquarters and volunteer because I will tell you, I have never seen so many good looking young people as I did yesterday at the Sarah Palin Rally here in Omaha. That is OMAHA... not Obamaha.

If you are looking for a clean-cut, conservative, EMPLOYED, educated, Christian person to spend the rest of your life with... well I just offered you the best kept secret in all of politics.

Please send me a wedding invitation... send one to the White House as well, I am sure John McCain and Sarah Palin would be happy to attend.