WELL. Lookie here! How exciting is this news???
I know I'll be rushing straight out. STRAIGHT to the nearest pharmacy to complete my next party ensemble. (Check out the fancy metal brand-tag so that people will know that you didn't cheap out on high heeled dawgs or Walmart brand or some other such embarrassing fashion faux-pas.) Weeeet-woo! You really can't go wrong here, girls (and some guys)- this is a wonderful wonderful idea. I smell a promotion for the brain behind these gems. Heck, these would be the PERFECT shoe for a job interview, even. They scream, "This person demands a workhorse, comfort, high heeled, floating novelty shoe! HIRED"
Either that or the hookers have finally started marketing their own clearly sensible fashion ideas. I unno.
High heeled crocs. Man. It's about time. I predict that it will be a virtual RIOT trying to keep these beauties on the shelves. I'm going to get out my croc butter croc polish to keep my future pair in primo condition. Eat my dirt, suckers!
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