Nevermind the Bollocks.

YEAH when I draw squids, they look like peeners.  I tried to avoid it, my circumspect READERS.  But it was so eloquently pointed out *snicker..pointed* when I'd hoped that nobody would notice. 

"NooOOooo... they won't say your cave squid looks penisy, Self. It's barely noticeable. They know you'd never try and draw penii and put them on the internet.  Your readers know you, Self.  They know you have a very sharp and pristine mind.  You were raised better than that."

JUST NEVER MIND, SICKOS.  It's nature.

I guess I'm just like Walt Disney, sneaking phalluses into all of my drawings.  Look it up, you guys.  It's the truth that Disney Studios put peeners in almost all of their movies.  I live with an animator, he confirmed this truth.   It's because I'm practically in the Freemasons now.  I'm verging on becoming Becky.  Totally by accident. 

Anyhow, I'm right now trying to get out of my house, but everyone keeps migrating back to their screens of choice.  I wanted to go pick up some magnetic discs and stuff and a glue gun so that we could make robots but apparently I'M the only one who thinks that would be an awesome idea.  Mine would probably look like a big tin can of a tallywhacker anyway.

Here is a quick story:  I went to my friend's birthday party on Saturday and she made me have too much scotch.  She made me.  What a bad friend.  I came home with a fancy shoebox full of the following things:  A turkey baster (shaped like a turkey), some books, a bluray of Alice in Wonderland & my ukulele.  I hope I didn't steal any of those things.   Well not my ukulele, obviously.  The shoe box was noticably missing shoes.   I also remember making a mental note to add all of the people I met at the party on facebook, but come morning, it seemed less of an excellent idea.  Also, I didn't feel very good on Sunday.  Scottish Flu or something.  Here is the only photo I took.

Basically I'm doing everything wrong, but everyone seems to have gathered at the front door, so I will have to continue this epic blog entry later.  In the mean time, enjoy these arsty photos that I took:

I took this photo earlier this winter.  Snowy.  Snow on the hood of my car that day.  

At a local sweets shop.

A wicked lightning shot I took when I was visiting Alberta last summer.

At the pier.

Amazing mast. 

A beautiful sunny morning at a campsite we stayed in. 

Ok, I have to stop this now.  My reputation is going to be ruined.