I'm pretty sure that if there is karma, I'm going to get audited and then H1N1 and then my free health care is going to be taken away and then the geese are going to fly back south and we'll just have an extra winter and it'll all be my fault. It's my post for the day over at Sprocket Ink. You could read my other posts that I forgot to pimp out over here too by clicking my name and pouring over the list, thus gaining so much knowledge that you'll probably get pretty popular and be invited to a lot of parties. ALL AT MY EXPENSE.
It's not my fault that I'm a terrible person. You'd understand if you knew the deplorable conditions in which I was raised (no cellphones).
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