Skunked

Dear Fish,

My hook is delicious and just as attractive as everyone else's hook.  Why do you try so hard to ruin my self confidence?  I'm a good person, fish.  I've purchased my fishing license.  I've purchased all of the legal fishing paraphernalia.  Why, fish?  Why must you all be so clever?

Why?

Why must you all sit around my hook, pointing and laughing at it cruelly.  "What a disgusting hook, look at it, Steve!" is what you must say to one another.  "Look at that hook.  It's sooOoooo out of style!"  Well it hurts my feelings, pikes.  It hurts them.  

Love From 

Michelle.