The Difference Between Girls and Boys...

On our way to preschool after just eating a big lunch-

Emma: "My tummy hurts."

Me: "You just have to let a big fart out..."

Emma: "I CAN'T FART AT SCHOOL!"

Me: "Well you better hurry up and do it in the car..."

Emma: "MOM!"


Sitting in the car with Aaron at a stop light-

Aaron: "What is that smell?!"

Me: "What smell?"

Aaron: "It smells like sweaty socks and poop."

Me: "I don't smell anything on me."

Aaron: "Oh, it is my pants..."

Me: "Gross"

Aaron: "I must have knelt in something yesterday when I was playing."

Me: "Take them off as soon as we get home!"

Three hours later...

Me: "Aaron! You still have those poo pants on!"

Aaron: "It doesn't smell that bad anymore."

If I hadn't been there... I would never guess they were related.