Seriously, Self? Who says that? Blarg. Sick.
Anyhow, here is an update on me. Whee! I haven't been blogging lately. You know why? I feel like.. I feel like I'm not sharing my bits of life here because Facebook sucks it all up into its facey book of suck-void. I made that word up, "suck-void". So you know what? Facebook is getting less of me. Take that, Mark Suck-Void-erberg (too much? What?)
Besides, Facebook is broken now. I can't do my morning scan of status updates, "like" all of them with a clickity-clickity, say "OoooH.. I wish there was a dislike button" a gagillion times for the people with updates about their colds and then carry on with my day. You know? Now I have to LOOK for them and go to people's actual pages and see every individual photo that people put up and what their bingo farm score is and wade through all of their high-larious internet travel souvenirs? Nothanks. No offense, it's just worky. It already takes all of my time to put up MY photos and internet souvenirs, you see? And for what? ..... Exactly.
Besides, stalking people got less fun when they started ratting you out on their new little minifeed. I don't want everyone to know when I feel like constantly writing "High five" or "Woo!" on everything Mickey Desadist says on Facebook, thankyouverymoosh. That is between Mickey and I as strange facebook
It's funny because he thinks I've known him for a long time but he just forgot (I'm sure that's what he thinks, since that's what I told him and he didn't like.. argue.)
See? It's not even fun to stalk eccentric Canadian punk rockers from the 70s anymore. (What? We have stuff to be outraged about too. Like how outraged I currently am that I can't think of anything to be mad about.)
BOOooOOOOoo
Don't worry, Mickey. I'll still pretend I know you. Woo!
But I did get a new macbook PRO. Because I'm a pro, basically and I needed a pro computer to help me look smart at starbucks when I'm googling things and making amazing photoshops like this:
You know what? I don't judge what kinds of professional things YOU do all day and I would expect the same courtesy, Judgy MacGoo.
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