Tarantula Panties.

There.  Now whoever is finding my blog by googling that term can find what they are looking for.   I hadn't previously considered underdrawers for arachnids, but hey- I've never HAD a tarantula either.  So I don't know anything concrete about their basic hygienic needs.  I am just trying to provide a public service, you see. 

But what are tarantula panties?  What do they look like?  One can only speculate because one is not willing to put a lot of googling effort into searching for tarantulas nor panties and certainly not together.  Only enough effort to squeak by with some very scientific photoshops will suffice....  All I know is that this blog is officially going to be the go-to place for all of your speculative tarantula pantying needs.

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What is weird about photoshopping novelty panties onto tarantulas, Readers? Nothing, I assure you. It's a perfectly appropriate way to spend a Sunday night.  You know it and I know it.

Hay Tarantula!!!  Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?  All that junk inside your trunk?
Spin a web so you can catch me and eat my face off?  Oh.