CZM HEADER CONTEST WINNER- Round Mustachio- And a vlog about me showing you moustaches.

I made this VLOG because i think it was the best way to display the new moustaches. 

KEV D'S ENTRY:

I love this multimedia entry from Kev.  Clearly a lot of thought went into it and I might actually use this in the future.  I like the use of the coffee stained bland-face napkin on the right.  It's subtle and really relates the message the artist wished to convey about the meeting he was attending, which was that it was the worst meeting ever but he was at least supplied with sustenance.  Much like this blog, if I send you candy.  The ripped up post it note outlining the purpose of this website is clean and to the point, however has become whimsical with the rock and roll sign hand sticking up from behind it.  Some might mistake it for a flower, but they need to look a little more closely.   The seemingly random man wearing "Geordy Laforge" glasses on the top right ties together nicely with the walking skeleton, the mysterious fellow in a hat and the sitting, chubby alien.  Finally, the piece is balanced off with Death pointing at whomever was sitting to the right of Kev when he created this.  Superb. The one takes second and Kev will be receiving a package of Nestle Smarties to keep you sustained through your next meeting. 

TARA'S ENTRIES:

Tara, owner of one of the funniest blogs of all time (I'm sorry, Tara... it's The hot Mess Chronicles... not "cake betch" as I said in my awesome vlog..  but know this:  I say "Catch Betch" repeatedly sometimes.  It's like I have tourette's. It's my favourite phrase.)  Anyhow, Tara has put together these two entries.  The first depicts a mug full of coffee, symbolizing the fullness of life, starkly contrasted with a series of zombies in casual wear.  I have named the Zombies from left to right:  Penny Parrot-head, Hospital Sally,  Buxom Betty, Charlie Gottapeepee, Mrs Soblemeyer and Zombie Barry Obama.  

The second entry once again shows Parrothead, Sally, Betty, Charlie, Mrs Soblemeyer and Barry, this time slowing approaching upon us all with their assorted coffee beverages.  Note:  Charlie might pee in his cup and Mrs Sobelmeyer is rebelling and having tea.  Truly enjoyable.

Kjbikakis  ENTRY

Kjbikakis , who claims that she is a poor little 17 year old in her email has put together this little number.   There is a lot going on in this entry.  The #1 Mom part? Made me feel awesome.  Like mothers day x 29837429347.  The use of the term 'holy shart' in combination with being a number one Mom pretty much says everything about me. 

CALEB'S ENTRY

Caleb's in which he displays his amazing talent.  His empathy for the human spirit... his penchant for the color red.   His rejection of proportioned elbows with just one bend in them..  How much I love wearing pink skirts with brown and chartreuse turtlenecks.  It's all there.  It's alllll there. 

But the winner, everyone?  Tim.  It's the fanciness I crave.  Also?  It's  PERCEPTION is not always reality... I think I said "perspective" in the vlog.  OH YES.  I SUCK.  Here at Tea and Propaganda Movies, I try to always be considerate and remember things.   Aye.  I need to maybe wear the Einstein mustache a little more when I'm trying to think. 

HAND MADE.  MUSTACHES.  Come get, em TIM.  By that I mean send me your address.

OMG, I am scared to death that I missed one.  As far as I could tell, there were a whopping five entries... so..... If I missed you , let me know!!!!