There are so many, but here are some favorites:
"Honey, when you were born, you were born in a gay tree. & then you fell out & hit every gay branch on the way down. & then you fell on top of a gay guy. & then you did him."
“Oh honey, I would, but... I don't want to.”
"Honey, you’re simple, you’re shallow, & you’re a common whore, that’s why we are soul mates”.
"You're sleazy & shameless. I like that, but we're through."
"I had to put him in his place...well...my place."
"Yeah? Well now my drink's talking, & it's saying 'Drink me! I make life more fun! Everyone from a high school kid to a bum on the street knows that.'"
“Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick..."
“It's not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill or a crying baby”
“How did you hurt your back? Running away from good taste?”
“Well don't let it get to your head, your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn't give it coffee.”
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