Lucky me.
I'm thinking of wearing these delightful, plastic novelty fangs to my appointment:
I'm pretty sure that the staff will laugh so heartily that they will forget to charge me thousands of dollars. Hopefully they aren't laughing too hard to write me a mean and dirty prescription for formidable painkillers.
I'll keep you posted. I'm off to fast. Whee! I hope I don't lose any of this precious, precious weight.
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