I Resolve

Here are 10 resolutions that I can actually keep in 2010:

1. Stop smoking cigarettes.
2. Don’t exercise quite so much
3. Gain some weight
4.  Don't get accepted as a contestant on The Amazing Race
5. Drink more booze
6. Be more compulsive/obsessive
7. Experiment more with pharmaceuticals
8. Don’t write a novel
9. Worry more
10. Help other people

...oh, & 1 more:
less international air travel