Today Emma came running into the room and said to me: "Momma? Do babies come out of your butt?"
Me: "What? What are they teaching you at this preschool of yours?"
Emma: "Do babies come out of your butt? [panic] Did I come out of your butt?"
Me: "No Emma, babies do not come out of your butt. They come out of a special place that God made."
{silent contemplation}
Me: "But you are a little shit sometimes."
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