Thursday, May 31, 2012

Top 40 Richest List: Zuckerberg Drops Off Bloomberg's Billionaires Index

Top 40 Richest List
Bloomberg's Top 40 Richest List does not anymore include Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg slipped off the list of world's richest people or the Bloomberg's Billionaires Index after his net worth fell from $16.2 billion on May 25 to $14.7 billion on Tuesday. This is following the decrease in Facebook's market valuation. The company reportedly lost over 20 percent of its value in seven days of trading in Nasdaq.

The young billionaire is now $800 million below the last person on the list, Colombian banker Luis Carlos Sarmiento.

Topping the list is Mexico's Carlos Slim Helu (has an estimated net worth of $66.2 billion), followed by Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates ($59.7 billion) and another American business magnate Warren Buffett ($44.4 billion).

Check out Bloomberg's Top 40 Richest List below:

1. Carlos Slim HelĂș  $66.2 billion 21. Stefan Persson $ 20.8 billion
2. William Henry Gates III $59.7 billion 22. Karl Albrecht    $ 20.6 billion
3. Warren E. Buffett $44.4 billion 23. Mukesh D. Ambani    $ 19.6 billion 
4. Ingvar Kamprad  $37.3billion 24. Jeffrey "Jeff" Bezos     $ 19.6 billion
5. Amancio Ortega Gaona $35.0 25. Alwaleed Bin Talal Al Saud $19.4
6. Charles De Ganahl Koch $33.9 billion 26. John Franklyn Mars    $ 19.3 billion
7. David Hamilton Koch $33.9 billion 27. Forrest Edward Mars    $ 19.3 billion
8. Lawrence Joseph Ellison $33.7 28. Jacqueline Badger Mars $19.3 billion
9. Christy R. Walton   $26.6 billion 29. Lawrence "Larry" E. Page  $18.1
10. Eike Fuhrken Batista $ 26.1 billion 30. Georgina Hope Rinehart $ 18.1 billion
11. Jim C. Walton $25.6 billion 31. Sergey Brin $18.0 billion
12. Samuel Robson Walton $25.1 32. Lee Shau Kee $17.8 billion
13. Alice L. Walton $24.6 billion 33. Rinat Akhmetov $17.5 billion
14. Bernard Arnault $22.5 billion 34. Alisher Usmanov $15.9 billion 
15. David K.R. Thomson $22.0 billion 35. Lakshmi N. Mittal $15.9 billion
16. Liliane Bettencourt $21.9 billion 36. Iris Fontbona $15.9 billion
17. George Soros $21.9 billion 37. Alberto Bailleres Gonzalez $15.7
18. Sheldon Gary Adelson $21.8 billion 38. Azim Premji   $15.6 billion
19. Li Ka-Shing $ 21.3 billion  39. Cheng Yu Tung  $15.6 billion
20. Michele Ferrero $ 20.9 billion 40. Luis Carlos Sarmiento $ 15.1 billion

Born On This Day- May 31st... Rainer Werner Fassbinder


"It isn't easy to accept that suffering can also be beautiful ...it's difficult. It's something you can only understand if you dig deeply into yourself."

I am not really a fan of Teutonic art, music, theatre & film. I don’t need to sit through a piece by Brecht or listen to Wagner, but the Germans do invade the Poland of my senses on occasion: Kurt Weil, Kraftwerk, Marlene Dietrich, Heidi Klum, a certain German prison porn film.


Rainer Werner Fassbinder was a German filmmaker who enjoyed international fame, a flamboyant lifestyle filled with fervent fierceness, filthy sex, & flamboyant generosity. He was obsessed by the movies, making 35 feature films in just 13 years. He was openly homosexual, married twice, once with his boyfriend as best man, & supported a 30-grams-a-day cocaine habit by demanding his salaries in cash.

Fassbinder’s goal was win the Oscar for Best Director & "to be ugly" on the cover of Time magazine. He almost got his wish. In1982, after finishing work on the controversial film- Querelle, Fassbinder died from a combination of cocaine, barbiturates, alcohol & an agenda consisting of overworking & over-consuming.

Fassbinder surrounded himself with talented & overwrought  artists & performers, manipulated & loved them. They loved & hated him. He was vilified by the political Left & Right. Film critics & film goers abhorred & adored his work. He was a cultural icon who was discarded as a washout.

At the apex of his career, Fassbinder was a household name in Europe. His work was shown regularly on German TV. He won top awards at major film festivals. The Marriage of Maria Braun (1978) broke box office records in Germany & an enormous international hit.

The first Fassbinder film I encountered was Fox & His Friends in 1975. It is a cruel, churlish cruel film in which gay characters were placed at the center, but one in which homosexuality is simply taken for granted. An illiterate, down on his luck circus worker- Franz, played by Fassbinder, wins a fortune in a lottery & then loses it all when his rich boyfriend has him invest in his family’s failing business. Poor once more, Franz is deserted by the boyfriend & ODs on sleeping pills in a subway station.

Oddly, I loved Fox & His Friends & I was captivated by flamboyant Fassbinder, always in his worn leather jacket & fedora, shocking the status quo, the bad boy of cinema. I liked bad boys back in the 1970s.



But I wasn’t to see another of his films until 1982’s Querelle, with Brad Davis based on Jean Genet's brutal & erotic stories. The imagery from Querelle haunts me to this day. I had the film’s poster, torn from Interview magazine, on my fridge until it yellowed, turned brittle & fell apart, just as I would eventually.

Researching Fassbinder, he seemed to have been paranoid, vicious to his lovers; a shy young boy in a grownup, grotesque, giant body, a thoughtless user of his fellow artists’ talents & emotions, & a sort of genius who overindulged in drugs, alcohol, food & sex. Fassbinder was unable & unwilling to escape the things that were consuming him, the things he loved the most. Who of us has not?

"Homosexuals have been very self-pitying, & also most of them are dominated by a sense of shame, which the Jews haven’t had. The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality."

'Bourne Legacy' Theatrical Trailer Arrives, Features Manila Scenes

The theatrical trailer of "The Bourne Legacy" has made its way online and it features some action-packed scenes shot in Manila.

Compared to the first trailer that came out in February, this one reveals more about the plot of the movie.

Check out the new trailer below:


"The Bourne Legacy" is the fourth installment of the "Bourne" film series.

Unlike the first three outings, this new "Bourne" movie is not based on a Jason Bourne novel. It is simply taking the title from the book but will not use the story.

"It's a completely original screenplay," director-screenwriter Tony Gilroy had said. "This is not a reboot or a recast or a prequel. No one's replacing Matt Damon. There will be a whole new hero, a whole new chapter... this is a stand-alone project."

The film stars Jeremy Renner as Aaron Cross and Rachel Weisz as Stephanie Snyder. The cast also includes Edward Norton, Joan Allen, Albert Finney, Scott Glenn, Stacy Keach, and Oscar Isaac.

Matt Damon's character Jason Bourne, the main protagonist in the first three movies, will not be appearing in "Bourne Legacy."

The film is set for theater release on August 3, 2012.

Born On This Day- May 31st... Denholm Elliot


Denholm Mitchell Elliott was a distinguished British character actor, well known for his stage, film & television work. He specialized in playing slightly sleazy/slightly eccentric & flawed upper middle class English gentlemen. His career spanned nearly 40 years, becoming a well-known face both in UK & the USA.





Denholm Elliott was born in London & made his film debut in 1949. He went on to play a large range of parts in films as diverse as AlfieTrading PlacesRaiders of the Lost ArkBrimstone & TreacleMaurice, & my favorite film of all time- A Room with a View. He was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for his role as Mr.Emerson in my favorite film.


Although gay, Elliott was married 2 times (the first time to the British actress, Virginia McKenna) & starting in 1962, he had an open marriage to actress Susan Robinson, with whom he had 2 children.


Susan had long since become reconciled to her husband's boyfriends, & seldom felt jealous.On one occasion when he brought one of them, a young Moroccan, home to London; as a gesture of defiance she enjoyed an affair with a famous French actor while on vacation on Ibeza, & was reassured to find herself still attractive & desirable, & with no feeling of guilt. Her own sex life with her husband remained active. Susan Elliot:"Between us, he was always 100 percent masculine, both in bed & in taking decisions in our home life."



For his part, Denholm Elliott never inhibited Susan's own affairs ("as long as you don't fall in love & as long as you don't have anyone else's baby"), mainly because, as explained, it made him feel less guilty about his own indiscretions.


The assignations increased in number & frequency as the years passed until, as Susan noted in her biography- Denholm Elliott, Quest For Love, her husband's promiscuity became "almost a psychological disorder". Denholm Elliott was diagnosed with HIV in 1987, & died in 1992 of AIDS-related tuberculosis at his home on Ibiza, Spain. He was cremated. His widow set up a charity, the Denholm Elliott Project, in a hotel complex on Ibiza called Can Bufi, where people who are HIV positive could enjoy a free holiday.


Susan Elliott died in a fire at her home in London on April 12, 2007.

Considering Walt Whitman On His 193rd Birthday





When I write about individuals from history that were homosexual, I avoid using the term- GAY, because for me, there was no GAY before the 20th century, until I consider Walt Whitman on this, the day of his birth. Whitman was GAY, using the 20th/21st century definition.
Has there ever been a poet so thoroughly a man of this nation than Walt Whitman?  Whitman’s book of poetry- Leaves of Grass, holds the essence of being an American. It also reflects the ways in which America ideals have been sacrificed. Walt Whitman's personal life suffered much at the hands of the American taboo against sex.

Whitman is this country’s greatest embarrassment, if what he says about democracy is true, the American ideal of universal equality must embrace homosexuals, & same sex love. Whitman is a subversive & radical poet & American school children for the past 50 years have been carefully protected from exposure to America's greatest poet. I have always been an avid reader, & I did not read Whitman until I was finished with college, when my mother, of all people, gave me a volume of Leaves Of Grass as a gift.


A leaf for hand in hand;
You natural persons old and young!
You on the Mississippi and on all the branches & bayous of the Mississippi!

You friendly boatmen and mechanics! You roughs!
You twain! & all processions moving along the streets!

I wish to infuse myself among you till I see it common for you to walk hand in hand.
Walt Whitman was a true bohemian. He never gave into having a regular job occupation, & he was a singularly solitary man, probably not by choice. In 1819, Whitman was born in Long Island, NY. He did the usual things until he was 11, when he quit school. He ran errands for a lawyer & doctor, & then became an apprentice typesetter for a Brooklyn paper.
He taught school in several small villages in NY, & contributed articles to newspapers. In 1841 he left country life for the big city. In NYC he worked for newspapers as typesetter, reporter, feature writer & editor. Whitman took a life of theatre, cafes & nightclubs.
He went to art exhibitions, museums, the opera, watch the ships, & walked among the masses in the great city. His favorite activity was to sit near the hot, young, rugged carriage drivers, & cross back & forth on the Brooklyn ferry to mingle with the rough deck hands.  Because he was repressing his sexuality, he was a loner in a crowd, a spectator rather than a participant.
Sometime after 1855, when Leaves of Grass was first published, he experienced some sort of emotional crisis that transformed him from journalist to poet. In the manner so many gay men in NYC & San Francisco of late 1970s, he gave up being a dandy & became a hyper masculine clone.
Crowds of men & women attired in the usual costumes, how curious you are to me.
On the ferry-boats the hundreds & hundreds that cross, returning home, are more curious to me than you suppose

& you that shall cross from shore to shore years hence are more to me, & more in my meditations, than you might suppose . . .

I was one with the rest, the days and haps of the rest,
Was call'd by my nighest name by clear loud voices of young men as they saw me approaching or passing,

Felt their arms on my neck as I stood, or the negligent leaning of their flesh against me as I sat,
Saw many I loved in the street or ferry-boat or public assembly, yet never told them a word.
Crossing Brooklyn Ferry



Once I pass'd through a populous city imprinting my brain for future use with its shows, architecture, customs, tradition,
Yet now of all that city I remember only a man I casually met there who detained me for love of me,

Day by day & night by night we were together — all else has long been forgotten by me,

I remember I saw only that man who passionately clung to me,
 Again we wander, we love, we separate again,

Again he holds me by the hand, I must not go,

I see him close beside me with silent lips sad & tremulous.
Once I Pass'd Through A Populous City



Walt Whitman, a kosmos, of Manhattan the son,
Turbulent, fleshy, sensual, eating, drinking & breeding,

No sentimentalist, no stander above men & women or apart from them,

No more modest than immodest.
Unscrew the locks from the doors!

Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!

Whoever degrades another degrades me,
& whatever is done or said returns at last to me.

Through me the afflatus surging & surging, through me the current & index.

I speak the pass-word primeval, I give the song of democracy,
By God! I will accept nothing which all cannot have their counterpart of on the same terms.
Song Of Myself


When Whitman is taught in school as part of the canon of American literature, there is still much resistance to identifying him as gay, despite some fairly well documented evidence.
I share the midnight orgies of young men . . .
I pick out some low person for my dearest friend,


He shall be lawless, rude, illiterate, he shall be condemned by others for deeds done,


I will play a part no longer, why should I exile myself from my companions?


Whitman's notebooks of this period are filled with descriptions of bus drivers, boat men, & other "rude, illiterate" men that he picked up is really in the streets of Manhattan, & "slept with," often keeping notes of their home addresses. Excerpts from his Notebooks have been collected in Charley Shively's Calamus LoversWalt Whitman's Working Class Camerados:
Peter — large, strong-boned young fellow, driver. . . . I liked his refreshing wickedness, as it would be called by the orthodox.
George Fitch — Yankee boy — Driver . . . Good looking, tall, curly haired, black-eyed fellow
Saturday night Mike Ellis — wandering at the corner of Lexington av. & 32d st. — took him home to 150 37th street, — 4th story back room — bitter cold night
Wm Culver, boy in bath, aged 18
Dan'l Spencer . . . somewhat feminine . . . slept with me Sept 3d
Theodore M Carr — came to the house with me
James Sloan (night of Sept 18 '62) 23rd year of age — plain homely, American
John McNelly night Oct 7 young man, drunk, walk'd up Fulton & High st. home
David Wilson — night of Oct. 11 '62, walking up from Middagh — slept with me
Horace Ostrander Oct. 22 '62 — about 28 yr's of age — slept with him Dec 4th '62
October 9, 1863, Jerry Taylor, (NJ.) of 2d dist reg't slept with me last night weather soft, cool enough, warm enough, heavenly.
This is the 19th century version of John Rechy’s Numbers!



As I have been noting the protests of the right wing & religious fundamentalists to the recent legislation adding references to gay people in history to the curriculum in public schools of California, I consider how liberating it will be for young gay people to acknowledge that the most American of poets was not just a homosexual, he was gay.


I recommend the excellent & very readable- Walt Whitman: A Gay Life by Gary Schmidgall.

Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness: Things You Need To Have During A Zombie Pandemic

Zombie Apocalypse (CDC)
Are you ready for a zombie apocalypse?

In case a zombie apocalypse would really happen, the CDC enumerates the things you need to have in order to survive.

In a blog post titled "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse," the CDC instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies."

"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the blog reads. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.

"Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."

Do you have these things at home?

Related Post: Zombie Apocalypse Impending? Zombie-Invoking Stories Invade News

JC Penney Releases Father's Day Ad Featuring Gay Dads

JC Penney's Father's Day Ad Featuring Gay Dads
JC Penney has released an ad which features a gay couple, in time for the Father's Day.

On the ad, "real-life" gay dads Todd Koch and Cooper Smith can be seen enjoying their time with their two kids, Claire and Mason.

The tagline of a copy of the ad reads, "What makes Dad so cool? He's the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver – all rolled into one. Or two."

In February, JC Penney received a protest from a group called One Million Moms for having TV personality Ellen DeGeneres as its spokesperson.

"Funny that JCPenney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of its customers are traditional families," the group wrote on its website.

 The department store chain responded by saying DeGeneres was the "perfect" spokesperson for them.

"We thought Ellen would be the perfect person because we all kind of trust her. You know, she's a very honest, straightforward person with extraordinary values," the store said. 

What do you think of JC Penny's Father's Day ad? 

Donald Duck Holocaust: Printing Error Ignites Controversy

Donald Duck Holocaust Controversy
Donald Duck screamed "Holocaust!" instead of "Congratulations" in a German edition of a Donald Duck comic book recently, sparking controversy.

The incident, according to the Telegraph, "prompted humours accusations over the political leanings of Donald Duck and his cartoon cohorts in the German press" and "revealed the occasional perils of reusing aging cartoons in different cultures."

Publisher Egmont Ehapa said it was a printing error and that it has promptly recalled the book. It also promised that a new version will be released this week.

The German publisher added that "Holocaust" was used in the original English comic to mean "inferno" or "blaze." In a scene, a duck dignitary is honoring a team of firefighters for pinpointing the "awesome Holocaust."

However, it said that the error was not in translation as it has been very careful about avoiding sensitive terminology. It explained that mistake came up during production, when the English text in the word bubbles was not thoroughly removed.

With reports from Telegraph.co.uk and Spiegel.de

'The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction' (Viral Video)

"The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" (Youtube)
A talented fan made an 18-minute animated video of One Direction which has gone viral online.

In his video titled "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction," Mark Parsons, the lead animator of cartoon "Archer," turned One Direction members Louis, Harry, Liam, Niall and Zayn into superheroes that saved the world from evil Lord Faptaguise. The fan fiction also features the the group's mentor Simon Cowell as an overseeing Lord. All the characters were dubbed by Parsons himself.

The clip has amassed nearly 800,000 views since it was posted on Youtube on May 29.

Check out One Direction as cartoon characters below:


"The evil Lord Faptaguise is back! And he has a plan so dastardly, only one hero can stop him! Well, five heroes. ONE DIRECTION! Join 1D on their wildest adventure yet, as they save the world from doom and discover the true power of friendshiphood," Parson wrote.

'Les Miserables' Movie Trailer: Anne Hathaway Sings 'I Dreamed A Dream'

Les Miserables Movie Trailer Screencap
The first teaser trailer of the highly anticipated movie adaptation of the hit stage musical and Victor Hugo novel, "Les Misrables," has been released.

In the video, Anne Hathaway, who cut her hair short and lost a significant amount of weight for her role as Fantine, can be seen singing her heart out her rendition of the classic "I Dreamed A Dream" against a moody backdrop of 19th century France.

The preview also shows the characters of Hugh Jackman (Jean Valjean), Russell Crowe (Inspector Javert), Amanda Seyfried (Cosette), and Eddie Redmayne (Marius).

Directed by , "Les Miserables" is set for cinema release on December 14.

Check out its trailer below:



In case you're not familiar with the play/novel, the story follows the struggles of French people living in poverty in the 1800s.

"Les MisĂ©rables tells an enthralling story of broken dreams and unrequited love, passion, sacrifice and redemption—a timeless testament to the survival of the human spirit. Ex-prisoner Jean Valjean is being hunted for decades by the ruthless policeman Javert  after he breaks parole. When Valjean agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's young daughter, Cosette, their lives change forever."

Zombie Apocalypse Impending? Zombie-Invoking Stories Invade News

Zombie Apocalypse coming?
Is zombie apocalypse upon us?

For the past couple of weeks, news headlines included some zombie-invoking stories which caused rumors of an impending zombie apocalypse.

By now, you have probably heard about the Miami man who "chewed off" the face of another last Saturday. The man, who was later identified as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, was seen without his clothes along a busy highway, biting into another man's face and tearing it to pieces. The police shot him dead after refusing to stop the horrifying attack.

Eugene's story is not the only "flesh-eating" story that the media has reported recently. There are more.

Today, the Associated Press reported the story of a 33-year-old mother in San Antonio who is being accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant and ate some of the child's body parts. She reportedly told the police that she killed her son at the devil's request.

The Daily Mail also reported today the incident involving a 52-year-old Swedish professor who cut the lips of his girlfriend off using a knife and ate them. The assault was so brutal that the prosecutor tried to have him charged for attempted murder, the report said. The man reportedly did it out of jealousy as he believes that his girlfriend is seeing someone else.

Titled "Zombie apocalypse coming soon," a blog post by "I Hope Rick Santorum" on Tumblr is getting viral as it features 10 zombie-related news stories which all happened in Florida in the past week. Check it out here: http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/post/23988224221/zombie-apocalypse-coming-soon

Do you think these stories suggest that zombie apocalypse has begun?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

On This Day In Portland History- May 30th... Vanport



I enjoy riding the MAX train. The bus always seems to have the odor of diesel, sweat & a slight hint of wet wool, & the MAX train is electrically powered & clean. I find the sound of the train pleasing. There is an on-going fantasy that I live in Westchester County & work in Manhattan, with the wife & kids picking me up at the station, in reality the wife is a husband & the kids are canine & except for the whiskey, my life is not Mad Men.

Living a life with low grade Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is not for the faint hearted. I feel a driving need to have “my seat” on the MAX: right hand side, very front behind the driver, the only single seat on the train. If I don’t get this spot I can become grouchier than usual. I start my trip in either direction just one stop from the beginning of the line; I stand a good chance of securing my favorite place. 



On a cool, rainy, spring weekday, I boarded the train & found my seat occupied by a hipster. I took a moment to center myself & breath, & then sat close to my favorite place in case it should become vacant.  I was joined in my seat at the next stop by a beautiful African-American woman of an indecipherable age, chic in her hat & gloves. 

With my nose in my book so that I would not have to engage in conversation, this woman dared to ask me: “What is that you are reading?”  I showed her the cover of Just Kids by Patti Smith & prayed that this elegant lady would not ask me to explain Robert Mapplethorpe & Patti Smith.

I have always held that everyone’s story is interesting if you can get them to open up. I told my seat partner how lovely she looked. She introduced herself as Coral.



10 year old Coral moved to Portland, from Texas, with her parents in 1945. They lived in Vanport, at the time, the largest public housing project in the USA. It was home to 40,000 people, mostly African-American, who worked in the Kaiser Shipyards. In a dramatic parallel to Hurricane Katrina & New Orleans, on May 30, 1948, at 4:05pm, a dyke holding back the Columbia River collapsed during a flood, killing 15. The city was underwater by nightfall leaving its inhabitants homeless. Like Katrina, the government misled the population into believing that the damage would be slight. Many have attributed the poor response, in both cases, to the racist attitudes of officials, who neglected to respond appropriately to the destruction of a mostly black community. Amazingly, I now live in walking distance of what was once Vanport, now named Delta Park. 





Vanport before & after the flood

Coral spent 4 days searching for her parents. She was eventually reunited with her mother & father at a church shelter in NE Portland's Mississippi neighborhood. They settled in that part of Portland,  still a stubbornly segregated city. 

Coral would eventually graduate from high school & attend beauty college. She found employment at a downtown Portland salon that catered to colored ladies. She worked her way up to manager & when the owner retired in 1965, Coral bought the place & gave it the name- Coral’s House Of Hair 

Even more impressive in racist Portland of the late 1960s, Coral & The House Of Hair became illustrious enough that she was approached to have her own 15 minute local TV show giving beauty tips to women of color. True Colors Of Beauty aired at 3:15pm, Monday- Thursday on KPTV. The show lasted 5 years. 

I was close to my stop. I told Coral that I had not expected to have such an enchanting & engaging ride into downtown. I gave her my card & offered to buy her lunch sometime. She has yet to take me up on the offer, but on the Max train yesterday, I glanced up from my book & outside of the window, & there was Coral, chic in hat & gloves. She smiled & gave me a wave. 


Downtown Kenton... A Film By David Lynch


This post is a repeat, but I am having a day low on imagination, famous gay people having birthdays or even new music. Will you please forgive me, dear readers? 


I am off to a meeting of The Kenton Neighborhood Association, of which I am seated on the board, a small step on my way to world domination.


Coming home, I get off the MAX train at my neighborhood stop- Denver Avenue/Kenton.  The first thing I encounter, & I mean, this is right at the train station, is Dancin’ Bare, the neighborhood strip joint. Portland has more strips clubs, per capita, than any other American city. I am proud of that statistic. It is a great that a young girl with right charms can make a living while practicing her art.


The sign is special to me because, not only does this business have a name based on a not so clever pun (like so many of Portland’s Thai joints & nail salons), but they spell out the joke for you on the sign? Twice. Funny, huh?


As I cross the street where North Interstate Avenue & North Denver Avenue meet, I am greeted by a giant Paul Bunyon (recently added to the Nation Register of Historic Roadside Landmarks). He was built for a 1959 Lumber Expo held in the neighborhood. I think he is hot. He was recently given a new paint job as part of a new neighborhood street improvement in Kenton’s little downtown, which includes widened sidewalks, a bike lane, street art & new trees & plants.



Miss Darlene

I then cross North Denver Avenue to 7 Bucks a Whack. The Husband & I both get our hair cut here by Darlene. Miss Darlene is in her 70s, with bleached blond hair piled high on her head. She wears a great deal of makeup, painted on brows & wears a satin black tube top & hot pants.


Darlene cuts hair with a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth. As she puts on your apron she will announce in a deep cig & beer voice- “…what’ll it be baby? A number 1 buzz cut? You sure got a lot of hair for a bald guy.”  Darlene lives nearby on a houseboat & has been in the neighborhood forever. She will give you a running commentary on the politics in the Kenton neighborhood. Her little dog– Elvis hangs out in the shop & is dressed up in a variety of outfits, including full biker gear. She told the Husband that she likes to have lunch at Dancin' Bare because- "Baby, they got a delicious French Dip for just $5!". I somehow have trouble with Au Jus & stripper poles together. Darleen does my hair, goatee & eyebrows, plus the floor show…. all this for $7(I always give her $15)!



 
Other neighborhood highlights include a Victorian mansion that is lit up with outdoor lights all year round, but not at Christmas & the lovely Laundro Mat & The World Famous Kenton Club.

The World Famous Kenton Club with a special claim to fame: a scene from 1970s Roller Derby film- Kansas City Bomber was filmed at the spot.

The Historic Kenton Firehouse



Downtown Kenton had one bar & one cafe- Kenton Station & many boarded up store fronts form the 1920s-1950s when we moved into the neighborhood a decade ago. But the neighborhood now boasts: the MAX line,  BOYS' FORT, a breakfast cafe, a Thai spot, a soul food joint, a coffee shop for mommies & babies, a flower shop, a terrific architectual salvage store, a world class bamboo nursery & bamboo objects emporium, a home brewing outfit, a paper/art supply store, a head shop, liquor store & police station at the same intersection, & an historic firehouse that is now the neighborhood community center & tool library. I even have my own favorite watering hole where I am greeted by name & my cocktail is delivered wiithout having to order- Pizza Fino.


I am including a few other choice pieces of signs, graffiti & a note I found posted at the MAX stop. When I get off the train, I think: “ah, it is great to be home”.

Tamara Taylor finalizes divorce

Miles Cooley and Tamara Taylor © Rachel Worth/WENN
Bones star Tamara Taylor and attorney Miles Cooley finalized their divorce on Tuesday. Tamara, who plays Dr. Camille 'Cam' Saroyan on the FOX hit series, and Miles were married for almost five years. The now-exes were wed in an intimate beach ceremony in Mexico.

Tamara, 41, and Miles did not have children together. The actress' rep says that the couple will remain amicable.

National Geographic To Feature Philippines In Documentary Series

National Geographic To Air Travel Docu About PHL
National Geographic is set to feature the country’s world-class destinations through a documentary series titled "Islands Insider."

The Department of Tourism (DOT) said that among the tourist sites to be showcased are the Batad Rice Terraces in Mountain Province, Coron in Palawan, Taal and Anilao in Batangas, Siquijor, and Mt. Pulag in Benguet.

"Islands Insider presents the Philippines in a different perspective and deviates from traditional travel shows by featuring stories as narrated by the locals, highlighting issues beyond the breathtaking sights, and delivering a strong preservation and conservation message," the DOT wrote in a press release.

The DOT hopes not only to boost the country’s tourism potential and elicit renewed enthusiasm for the new campaign, but as well desires that it will encourage more Filipinos to explore the Philippines, participate in preserving its rich cultural and historical heritage, and promote it to the rest of the world.

"This project came as a surprise because I was not yet the secretary when this was conceptualized. This being a part of National Geographic means that the beautiful sights of your country are part of the world, not just part of the Philippines, and the days will come that we will have to share it with the rest of the world. We want you to see it first, we want you to protect it, before they all come rushing in," Tourism Secretary Ramon Jimenez said.

The first episode of the series, which will feature the Batad Rice Terraces, will reportedly premiere on June 23 (Saturday) on National Geographic Channel. The travel documentary is directed by Gabby Malvar and hosted by Ginggay Hontiveros.

Meet Maxwell Drew!

Jessica Simpson with Maxwell Drew © People.com
Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson chose People Magazine to publish photos of their newborn daughter Maxwell Drew. The proud parents say that "life has completely changed" after welcoming their baby girl on May 1st. Jessica says, "from how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!"

Jessica delivered daughter Maxwell via C-section, she's still recovering from the surgery. Nursing has become "a full-on job", but "it's the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her. I miss holding her and having that closeness."

The magazine will feature photos of the new family (with the payment rumours swirling around - reportedly People paid $800.000 - it seems save to say that Maxwell has a great college fund).

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Nicole Scherzinger Returns As 'X Factor' Guest Judge

Nicole Scherzinger back on X Factor UK
Nicole Scherzinger is back as guest judge on the UK version of The X Factor.

"I'm super excited to be back in London for The X Factor," the former Pussycat Dolls singer said. "Last time I was here we found One Direction and I can't wait to find more unique and interesting talent here in the UK."

Scherzinger will be joining the panel for the final London heat at the O2 Arena tomorrow, sitting alongside judges Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Louis Walsh.

The "Wet" singer had stood in for then judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue back in 2010.

This year, Scherzinger's joins a succession of guest judges on the series this year until a permanent fourth judge. Previous guest judges included Rita Ora, Leona Lewis and Geri Halliwell.

The Men In Black 3 actress had been axed as resident judge from The X Factor USA after one season, together with Paula Abdul and host Steve Jones.

Praveen Chandra, Arianny Celeste Arrested In Las Vegas

Arianny Celeste (Twitter)
Praveen Chandra and Arianny Celeste were both arrested on Saturday in Las Vegas, according to recent reports.

It was previously reported that Filipino-Mexican UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste was arrested on the charge of domestic battery at the weekend but none of the reports made mention about her boyfriend Praveen Chandra being nabbed by authorities, too.

New reports say the couple were both arrested after a "domestic scuffle" inside their hotel room. None of the two, however, were badly hurt or sought hospital treatment.

Celeste, whose real name is Arianny Lopez, claimed she was choked and her arm squeezed by Chandra during an argument about text messages.

Chandra, meanwhile, told the police that Celeste kicked him in the face during a struggle for his cellphone which caused the area near his nose to swell.

Both Chandra, 26 and Celeste, 34, were released from the Clarke County Detention Center on unspecified bond.

A court hearing for the two is scheduled for 10:45 a.m. Friday.

Martian Pink Diamond Sold For $17.4 Million At Hong Kong Auction

Martian Pink Diamond (Photo: Christie's)
An anonymous bidder purchased a rare diamond called The Martian Pink for $17.4 million when it was auctioned off in Hong Kong on Tuesday.

The Martian Pink diamond was sold for $17,395,728 or $1,444,823 per carat, nearly double the amount it was expected to fetch, which was $10 million.

The rare gem is a 12.04-carat, fancy intense pink diamond named by American jeweler Harry Winston in 1977, the year he sold it to its previous owner and when the U.S. sent a satellite to Mars.

 It is the largest round fancy intense pink diamond ever to be sold at an auction.

"Having appeared on the market for the first time in 36 years, The Martian Pink sold by Harry Winston in 1976 created a sensation during its worldwide exhibition tour and achieved a staggering $17.4 million after a ten minute bidding war. The $80 million auction was highlighted with top prices across the board, culminating in a world record price of $551,000 per carat for a perfect Burmese ruby of 6.04 carats," said Vickie Sek, director and head of Jewellery & Jadeite Department, Christie’s Asia, in a statement.

'Hatfields & McCoys' Premiere Tops Record 13.9 Million Viewers

Hatfields & McCoys Poster (History Channel)
"Hatfields & McCoys" premiere episode is now the number 1 non-sporting telecast in ad-supported cable history after attracting 13 million viewers.

The three-part miniseries, which stars Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton, aired its first episode on Monday on History Channel. It marked a scripted debut for History, which previously abandoned its Kennedys miniseries in 2011 before the show eventually aired on Reelz.

"Hatfields & McCoys is the story of a clash of clans that evoked great passion, vengeance, courage, sacrifice, crimes and accusations, and includes a cast of characters that changed the families and the history of the region forever." History wrote. "The Hatfield-McCoy saga begins with 'Devil' Anse Hatfield and Randall McCoy. Close friends and comrades until near the end of the Civil War, they return to their neighboring homes - Hatfield in West Virginia, McCoy just across the Tug River border in Kentucky - to increasing tensions, misunderstandings and resentments that soon explode into all-out warfare between the families. As hostilities grow, friends, neighbors and outside forces join the fight, bringing the two states to the brink of another Civil War."

Parts two and three of the series will be aired on History on Tuesday and Wednesday at 9 pm

Rudy Eugene identified as Miami's face-eating man

Rudy Eugene Photo
Rudy Eugene is the name of the man shot dead by the police after refusing to stop eating the face of another man on a downtown Miami highway ramp on Saturday afternoon.

Eugene, 31, was found chewing parts of a man's face and reportedly growled when an officer told him to stop. Police then shot and killed Eugene after attempting to stop the assault. The victim, who has not been identified, is in critical condition at the Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html#storylink=cpy

One witness described the things he saw as a scene out of the zombie apocalypse series, "The Walking Dead."

Police believe Eugene had taken LSD or other synthetic drugs prior to the attack

According to reports, Eugene, who was from North Miami Beach, had been arrested eight times since he was 16, including four instances involving marijuana, one for a battery charge which was later dropped, one for vending near a school, another one for trespassing,  and one for misdemeanor battery.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html#storylink=cpy

Eugene was married to his ex-wife for a year and a half before filing a divorce in 2007.

"I wouldn't say he had mental problem but he always felt like people was against him type of attitude. No one was for him, everyone was against him," Eugene's ex-wife told WPLG.

Born On This Day- May 29th... Beatrice Lillie


I feel heavy hearted that the baby queers & even the Gen Xers don't know about, or care about many of the personalities that engaged the gay people that came before them. I recently mentioned Mae West & Raquel Welch in the same sentence & a small group of 20-something gay boys looked at me with totally blank faces. It was as if I had been speaking in Hebrew.

Beatrice Lillie was an incomparable artist: comedienne, actress, & known in the 1920s- 1950s as "the funniest woman in the world. " She was born Constance Sylvia Gladys Munston, in Canada. She began her stage career in London in 1914 & she became famous for her performances in music hall & in intimate revues.

Lillie made her American debut in 1932 where she developed her own TV series during the 1950s. She appeared in films including On Approval (1944) & Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967), although she worked primarily on the stage. In 1952, she created her own show; incorporating her greatest bits in An Evening with Beatrice Lillie which opened on Broadway. This show received rave reviews & she toured with it across the globe 3 times. She won a Special Tony Award for her performance in 1953. She starred on Broadway in High Spirits & replaced Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame. Lillie wrote her autobiography Every Other Inch a Lady in 1972 before a suffering stroke in 1974.


After her death, Sir John Gielgud stated: "She was The Mistress of the Absurd, I remember Bea standing dramatically against a pillar dressed in a flowing gown which she lifted suddenly to reveal her feet shod in roller skates on which she gravely skidded across the stage".

With her trademark cropped hair style with a smart hat, holding a long cigarette holder, she was a true original, an enemy of pomposity, & the sentimental. Fortunately, many of her satirical & surrealistic comic songs: There Are Fairies At The Bottom Of My GardenWeary Of It All, Wind Round My Heart, & my favorite- This Is My First Affair ("so please be kind & please be quick"), are preserved on record.


In the first half of the 20th century, Lillie was one of the most sought after celebrities, the darling of the social set, & the toast of two continents. Cole Porter wrote his "story of a nightmare weekend"- Thank You So Much, Mrs. Lowsborough-Goodby, for her, & Noel Coward wrote the delightfully gossipy I've Been To A Marvellous Party just or her. She gave the first public performance of Mad Dogs & Englishmen.


In 1920 she was married to Sir Robert Peel, making her Lady Peel, a name she used at social affairs. She eventually separated from her husband (but never divorced him). Lillie had love affairs with many women, including actresses: Tallulah Bankhead, Eva Le Gallienne, Gertrude Lawrence & Judith Anderson.



"Did I ever give you a lift after a party at Joan Crawford's?"